Great Britain -- History -- George V, 1910-1936 -- Fiction; World War, 1914-1918 -- Fiction
He had happened to glance at the medical history of a man beside him and
noticed that he had been described as C1. . . . It was obviously a slip
of the pen on the part of the Medical Board, or one of their orderlies.
He had written C instead of A. The man was Pte. 197394 Thomas Johnson, a
shining-faced lump of beef, an agricultural odd jobman from British
Columbia where he had worked on the immense estates of Sylvia Tietjens'
portentous ducal second cousin Rugeley. It was a double annoyance.
Tietjens had not wanted to be reminded of his wife's second cousin,
because he had not wanted to be reminded of his wife. He had determined
to give his thoughts a field day on that subject when he got warm into
his flea-bag in his hut that smelt of paraffin whilst the canvas walls
crackled with frost and the moon shone. . . . He would think of Sylvia
beneath the moon. He was determined not to now! But 197394 Pte. Johnson,
Thomas, was otherwise a nuisance and Tietjens cursed himself for having
glanced at the man's medical history. If this preposterous yokel was C3
he could not go on a draft . . . C1 rather! It was all the same. That
would mean finding another man to make up the strength and that would
drive Sergeant-Major Cowley out of his mind. He looked up towards the
ingenuous, protruding, shining, liquid, bottle-blue eyes of Thomas
Johnson. . . . The fellow had never had an illness. He could not have
had an illness--except from a surfeit of cold, fat, boiled pork--and for
that you would give him a horse's blue ball and drench which, ten to
one, would not remove the cause of the belly-ache. . . .
His eyes met the non-committal glance of a dark, gentlemanly thin fellow
with a strikingly scarlet hatband, a lot of gilt about his khaki and
little strips of steel chain-armour on his shoulders. . . . Levin . . .
Colonel Levin, G.S.O. II, or something, attached to General Lord Edward
Campion. . . . How the hell did fellows get into these intimacies of
commanders of units and their men? Swimming in like fishes into the
brown air of a tank and there at your elbow . . .----spies! . . . The
men had all been called to attention and stood like gasping codfish. The
ever-watchful Sergeant-Major Cowley had drifted to his, Tietjens',
elbow. You protect your orfcers from the gawdy Staff as you protect your
infant daughters in lambswool from draughts. The dark, bright, cheerful
staffwallah said with a slight lisp:
"Busy, I see." He might have been standing there for a century and have
a century of the battalion headquarters' time to waste like that. "What
draft is this?"
Sergeant-Major Cowley, always ready in case his orfcer should not know
the name of his unit or his own name, said:
"No. 16 I.B.D. Canadian First Division Casual Number Four Draft, sir."
Colonel Levin let air lispingly out between his teeth.
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