Great Britain -- History -- George V, 1910-1936 -- Fiction; World War, 1914-1918 -- Fiction
He was walking Colonel Levin imperiously between the huts towards the
mess quarters, their feet crunching on the freezing gravel, the colonel
hanging back a little; but a mere light-weight and without nails in his
elegant bootsoles, so he had no grip on the ground. He was remarkably
silent. Whatever he wanted to get out he was reluctant to come to. He
brought out, however:
"I wonder you don't apply to be returned to duty . . . to your
battalion. I jolly well should if I were you. . . ."
Tietjens said:
"Why? Because I've had a man killed on me? . . . There must have been a
dozen killed to-night."
"Oh, more, very likely," the other answered. "It was one of our own
planes that was brought down. . . . But it isn't that. . . . Oh, damn
it! . . . Would you mind walking the other way? . . . I've the greatest
respect . . . oh, almost ... for you personally. . . . You're a man of
intellect. . . ."
Tietjens was reflecting on a nice point of military etiquette.
This lisping, ineffectual fellow--he was a very careful Staff officer or
Campion would not have had him about the place!--was given to moulding
himself exactly on his general. Physically, in costume as far as
possible, in voice--for his lisp was not his own so much as an
adaptation of the general's slight stutter--and above all in his
uncompleted sentences and point of view. . . . Now, if he said:
"Look here, colonel . . ." or "Look here, Colonel Levin . . ." or "Look
here, Stanley, my boy . . ." For the one thing an officer may not say to a
superior whatever their intimacy was: "Look here, Levin . . ." If he
said then:
"Look here, Stanley, you're a silly ass. It's all very well for Campion
to say that I am unsound because I've some brains. He's my godfather and
has been saying it to me since I was twelve, and had more brain in my
left heel than he had in the whole of his beautifully barbered skull. . . .
But when you say it you are just a parrot. You did not think that
out for yourself. You do not even think it. You know I'm heavy, short in
the wind, and self-assertive . . . but you know perfectly well that I'm
as good on detail as yourself. And a damned sight more. You've never
caught me tripping over a return. Your sergeant in charge of returns may
have. But not you. . . ."
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