Epistolary fiction; Life insurance agents -- Fiction; Life on other planets -- Fiction; Science fiction; Short stories
Terran Citizen Trumple was guilty of the worst sort of subversion when
he spoke of an end to warfare. Naturally, there are some atheistic
pacifists on Halcyon who would like to see war abolished and more
people live out their current incarnations, but this dangerous
minority is constantly hunted down. However, we recognize extenuating
circumstances in the case of Terran citizen Trumple. He is, of
course, unfamiliar with our way of life. That being the case, I have
recommended to the military authorities that he be pardoned without
trial. I will keep you informed.
Most sincerely,
Aleg Trogonommo
Sec'y for resident extra-Halcyonians
* * * * *
Terran Consulate
Halcyon City
Halcyon
Mr. Herman Spottsworth
Interstellar Division
Terran Insurance Company
Baltimore, Md., Earth
Dear Mr. Spottsworth:
The enclosed communication from Trogonommo is self-evident. Feel better?
Foggarty
* * * * *
Interstellar Division
Terran Insurance Co.
Baltimore, Md., Earth
Dear Sammy:
Keep your chin up, boy. It's only a matter of time now. Joanie's fine.
Hermie
* * * * *
MEMO:
TO: The Commanding General
FROM: Lieut-Major Roggo Furl, Office of Military Justice
SUBJECT: The Terran Sammy Trumple
1. Trogonommo of State wants us to go easy on the prisoner, Trumple.
2. It is my feeling, though, that in the best interests of Halcyon, an
example should be made of the Terran Trumple. The General realizes, I'm
sure, that the colony of extra-halcyonians on Halcyon is growing. They
must learn to consider Halcyonian culture as inviolate.
3. Accordingly, I recommend we go ahead with trial of Terran Trumple.
Signed
Roggo Furl
Lieut-Major
* * * * *
MEMO:
TO: Lieut-Major Roggo Furl, Office of Military Justice
FROM: The Commanding General
SUBJECT: The Terran Sammy Trumple
1. Sorry, Furl. Trogonommo has more political friends than a Veterans'
Legion Commander.
2. However, I quite agree with you. An example must be made of Trumple.
3. But not through a military court of justice. That's political
dynamite.
4. I'd like to suggest that Trumple be allowed to make an attempted
escape. He can be killed while fleeing. That should teach everyone a
lesson, Trumple included.
5. The details of this attempted escape are in your hands. I suggest
you use Lar Luk of Fomalhaut as a go-between, however. And make sure
Trumple is killed!
6. After you read it, burn this letter.
Unsigned
* * * * *
143-1/4 East Scjulak Street
Halcyon City
Halcyon
Dear Boss:
Have I got news for you!
A few days ago, Lar Luk--the ex-insurance salesman from
Fomalhaut--visited me at the stockade. You could tell something was
going on because Luk, usually a loud extrovert, spoke in conspiratorial
whispers.
"They are going ahead with your trial," he said.
"How do you know?"
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