Nirvana had once been the main pleasure city of Wildoatia while
Venusport had been its administrative center. Since the latter had
been taken over by United Stars, Nirvana had also become the Big Shot
capital. But it still retained its synthetic medieval grandeur. On a
mountain top which pierced the planet's lower cloud layers, it rose,
tier on tier of marble castles, twisting streets and crenelated walls,
until it disappeared in the distance, like a dream of old Spain.
They were welcomed like heroes into Valhalla when they reached the
frowning wall, with its moat and torchlit portcullis. Trumpets sang
from a dozen towers; the drawbridge came down with a roar. Out marched
a guard of honor in shining armor, preceded by a bevy of houris in
diaphanous robes, or better. The latter strewed orchids along the
pathway before throwing themselves into the arms of the newcomers.
There were even handsome youths to greet the women in the party.
"Poppycock right out of the telies," whispered Sadie. "But it wows 'em
every time. It got me too, the first time I came.... Thought I was
entering heaven."
A dark-eyed beauty in cellophane danced up and presented them with
goblets of traskette. Sadie pretended to drain hers, but slopped most
of the heady stuff on the cobblestones. Frank followed her example; the
other arrivals, their misgivings forgotten, drank the liquor to the
lees.
After another flourish of trumpets, a jolly fat man, dressed like the
king of Mardi Gras, hurried across the drawbridge, arms outstretched.
"Welcome to Wildoatia," he boomed. "Who are the leaders of your party?
I have a special welcome for them."
The cowboy opened his mouth but closed it when Frank kicked his shins.
There was a long silence.
"Splendid! Splendid," bellowed the fat man at last. "You have no
leaders. That's as it should be in Wildoatia, where every man is a king
and every woman a queen." As houris threw garlands around the necks of
the newcomers he continued: "Tonight Nirvana is yours. You are honored
guests of the city. Not one penny can you spend. Come, follow me to the
City Hall. We must check your passports. A mere formality, of course."
"Of course!" sneered Sadie in a whisper.
"After that," this strange glad-hander rambled on, "you must taste the
unparalleled joys of Nirvana, the jewel among all the cities of the
universe. You may bathe in scented waters; you may dine on the best
foods and drink the finest wines. Later you will want to play games of
chance or dally with the maiden or youth of your choice...." He paused
to mop his brow.
"... and wake up tomorrow with a dark brown taste to find that your
friend has stolen your money belt," Sadie crooned in Frank's ear.
"Then, ho, for a concentration camp for a long term at hard labor if
you dare make a complaint."
"Come one; come all!" Their host pranced away. The houris urged the
Incors across the drawbridge in his wake.
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