Northern Georgia SketchesHarben, Will N. (Will Nathaniel)
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Northern Georgia Sketches
Harben, Will N. (Will Nathaniel)
Georgia -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, American
“He ‘lowed, fer one thing, that yore strict adheerance to doctrine had
hardened you some, wharas religious conviction, ef thar wuz any divine
intention in it, ort, in reason, to have a contrary effect. He ‘lowed
you wuz money-lovin’ an’ uncharitable an’ unfergivin’ an’, a heap o’
times, un-Christian in yore persecution o’ the weak an’ helpless--them
that has no food an’ raiment--when yore crib an’ smokehouse is always
full. Ab is a powerful talker, an’--”
“It’s the devil in ’im a-talkin’,” interrupted Odell, angrily, “an’ it’s
plain enough that he ort to be churched. Brother Sanders, you intimated
that you’d have a word to say; let us have it.”
Sanders, a heavy-set man, bald-headed and red-bearded, rose. He took a
prodigious quid of tobacco from his mouth and dropped it on the floor at
the side of his chair. His remarks were crisp and to the point.
“My opinion is that Ab Calihan hain’t a bit more right in our church
than Bob Inglesel. He’s got plumb crooked.”
“What have you heerd ’im say? That’s what we want to git at,” said
Odell, his leathery face brightening.
“More ’n I keered to listen at. He has been readin’ stuff he ortn’t to.
He give up takin’ the _Advocate_, an’ wouldn’t go in Mary Bank’s club
when they’ve been takin’ it in his family fer the last five year, an’
has been subscribin’ fer the _True Light_ sence Christmas. The last time
I met ’im at Big Cabin, I think it wuz the second Sunday, he couldn’t
talk o’ nothin’ else but what this great man an’ t’other had writ
somewhar up in Yankeedom, an’ that ef we all keep along in our little
rut we ’ll soon be the laughin’-stock of all the rest of the enlightened
world. Ab is a slippery sort of a feller, an’ it’s mighty hard to ketch
‘im, but I nailed ’im on one vital p’int.” Sanders paused for a moment,
stroked his beard, and then continued: “He got excited sorter, an’
‘lowed that he had come to the conclusion that hell warn’t no literal,
burnin’ one nohow, that he had too high a regyard fer the Almighty to
believe that He would amuse Hisse’f roastin’ an’ feedin’ melted lead to
His creatures jest to see ’em squirm.”
“He disputes the Bible, then,” said Odell, conclusively, looking first
into one face and then another. “He sets his puny self up ag’in’
the Almighty. The Book that has softened the pillers o’ thousands;
the Word that has been the consolation o’ millions an’ quintillions o’
mortals of sense an’ judgment in all ages an’ countries is a pack o’
lies from kiver to kiver. I don’t see a bit o’ use goin’ furder with
this investigation.”
Just then Mrs. Filmore stepped out from her corner.
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