Northern Georgia SketchesHarben, Will N. (Will Nathaniel)
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Northern Georgia Sketches
Harben, Will N. (Will Nathaniel)
Georgia -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, American
“Oh, shucks! don’t fetch the young folks into it, Brother Odell,” gently
protested Bart Callaway. “Them two has been a-settin’ up to each other
ever sence they wuz knee-high to a duck. They hain’t responsible fer the
doin’s o’ the old folks.”
“I hain’t got nothin’ to take back, an’ Eph knows it,” thundered the
tall deacon, and his face flushed angrily. “Ef the membership sees fit
to excommunicate Ab Calihan, none o’ his stock ’ll ever come into my
family. But this is dilly-dallyin’ over nothin’. You fellers ’ll set thar
cocked up, an’ chaw an’ spit, an’ look knowin’, an’ let the day pass
‘thout doin’ a single thing. Ab Calihan is either fitten or unfitten,
one ur t’other. Brother Filmore, you’ve seed ’im the most, now what’s he
let fall that’s undoctrinal?”
Filmore got up and laid his clay pipe on the counter and kicked back his
chair with his foot.
“The fust indications I noticed,” he began, in a raised voice, as if he
were speaking to some one outside, “wuz the day Liz Wambush died. Bud
Thorn come in while I wuz weighing up a side o’ bacon fur Ab, an’ ‘lowed
that Liz couldn’t live through the night. I axed ’im ef she had made her
peace, and he ‘lowed she had, entirely, that she wuz jest a-lyin’ thar
shoutin’ Glory ever’ breath she drawed, an’ that they all wuz glad to
see her reconciled, fer you know she wuz a hard case speritually. Well,
it wuz right back thar at the fireplace while Ab wuz warmin’ hisse’f
to start home that he ‘lowed that he hadn’t a word to say agin Liz’s
marvelous faith, nur her sudden speritual spurt, but that in his opinion
the doctrine o’ salvation through faith without actual deeds of the
flesh to give it backbone wuz all shucks, an’ a dangerous doctrine
to teach to a risin’ gineration. Them wuz his words as well as I can
remember, an’ he cited a good many cases to demonstrate that the members
o’ Big Cabin wuzn’t any more ready to help a needy neighbor than a equal
number outside the church. He wuz mad kase last summer when his wheat
wuz spilin’ everybody that come to he’p wuz uv some other denomination,
an’ the whole lot o’ Big Cabin folks made some excuse ur other. He
‘lowed that you--”
Filmore hesitated, and the tall man opposite him changed countenance.
“Neil, hain’t you got a bit o’ sense?” put in Mrs. Filmore, sharply.
“What did he say ag’in’ me--the scamp?” asked Odell, firing up.
Filmore turned his back to his scowling wife, and took an egg from a
basket on the counter and looked at it closely, as he rolled it over and
over in his fingers.
“Lots that he ortn’t to, I reckon,” he said, evasively.
“Well, what wuz _some_ of it? I hain’t a-keerin’ what he says about me.”
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