Not George Washington — an Autobiographical NovelWodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
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Not George Washington — an Autobiographical Novel
Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
Humorous stories
“You alone are able to manage the business side of the production. You
know the right men to go to. To approach them on behalf of a stranger’s
work is far less likely to lead to success.”
(True, true.)
“I have assumed, you will see, that the play is certain to be produced.
But that will only be so if you adopt it as your own,”
(There was sense in this.)
“Claim the authorship, and all will be well.”
“I will,” I said.
I packed up the play in its brown paper, and rushed from the house. At
the post-office, at the bottom of the King’s Road, I stopped to send a
telegram. It consisted of the words, “Accept thankfully.—Cloyster.”
Then I took a cab from the rank at Sloane Square, and told the man to
drive to the stage-door of the Briggs Theatre in Shaftesbury Avenue.
The cab-rank in Sloane Square is really a Home for Superannuated
Horses. It is a sort of equine Athenaeum. No horse is ever seen there
till it has passed well into the sere and yellow. A Sloane Square
cab-horse may be distinguished by the dignity of its movements. It is
happiest when walking.
The animal which had the privilege of making history by conveying me
and _The Girl who Waited_ to the Briggs Theatre was asthmatic, and, I
think, sickening for the botts. I had plenty of time to cool my brain
and think out a plan of campaign.
Stanley Briggs, whom I proposed to try first, was the one man I should
have liked to see in the part of James, the hero of the piece. The part
might have been written round him.
There was the objection, of course, that _The Girl who Waited_ was not
a musical comedy, but I knew he would consider a straight play, and put
it on if it suited him. I was confident that _The Girl who Waited_
would be just what he wanted.
The problem was how to get him to himself for a sufficient space of
time. When a man is doing the work of half a dozen he is likely to get
on in the world, but he has, as a rule, little leisure for
conversation.
My octogenarian came to a standstill at last at the stage-door, and
seemed relieved at having won safely through a strenuous bit of work.
I went through in search of my man.
His dressing-room was the first place I drew. I knew that he was not
due on the stage for another ten minutes. Mr. Richard Belsey, his
valet, was tidying up the room as I entered.
“Mr. Briggs anywhere about, Richard?” I asked.
“Down on the side, sir, I think. There’s a new song in tonight for Mrs.
Briggs, and he’s gone to listen how it goes.”
“Which side, do you know?”
“O.P., sir, I think.”
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