Not George Washington — an Autobiographical NovelWodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
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Not George Washington — an Autobiographical Novel
Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
Humorous stories
Leisurely, and with my presentiment strong upon me, I descended the
steep cliffside to the cave on the left of the bay, where, guarded by
the faithful Ponto, I was accustomed to disrobe; and soon afterwards I
came out, my dark hair over my shoulders and blue twill over a portion
of the rest of me, to climb out to the point of the projecting rocks,
so that I might dive gracefully and safely into the still blue water.
I was a good swimmer. I reached the ridge on the opposite side of the
bay without fatigue, not changing from a powerful breast-stroke. I then
sat for a while at the water’s edge to rest and to drink in the
thrilling glory of what my heart persisted in telling me was the
morning of my life.
And then I saw Him.
Not distinctly, for he was rowing a dinghy in my direction, and
consequently had his back to me.
In the stress of my emotions and an aggravation of modesty, I dived
again. With an intensity like that of a captured conger I yearned to be
hidden by the water. I could watch him as I swam, for, strictly
speaking, he was in my way, though a little farther out to sea than I
intended to go. As I drew near, I noticed that he wore an odd garment
like a dressing-gown. He had stopped rowing.
I turned upon my back for a moment’s rest, and, as I did so, heard a
cry. I resumed my former attitude, and brushed the salt water from my
eyes.
The dinghy was wobbling unsteadily. The dressing-gown was in the bows;
and he, my sea-god, was in the water. Only for a second I saw him. Then
he sank.
How I blessed the muscular development of my arms.
I reached him as he came to the surface.
“That’s twice,” he remarked contemplatively, as I seized him by the
shoulders.
“Be brave,” I said excitedly; “I can save you.”
“I should be most awfully obliged,” he said.
“Do exactly as I tell you.”
“I say,” he remonstrated, “you’re not going to drag me along by the
roots of my hair, are you?”
The natural timidity of man is, I find, attractive.
I helped him to the boat, and he climbed in. I trod water, clinging
with one hand to the stern.
“Allow me,” he said, bending down.
“No, thank you,” I replied.
“Not, really?”
“Thank you very much, but I think I will stay where I am.”
“But you may get cramp. By the way—I’m really frightfully obliged to
you for saving my life—I mean, a perfect stranger—I’m afraid it’s quite
spoiled your dip.”
“Not at all,” I said politely. “Did you get cramp?”
“A twinge. It was awfully kind of you.”
“Not at all.”
Then there was a rather awkward silence.
“Is this your first visit to Guernsey?” I asked.
“Yes; I arrived yesterday. It’s a delightful place. Do you live here?”
“Yes; that white cottage you can just see through the trees.”
“I suppose I couldn’t give you a tow anywhere?”
“No; thank you very much. I will swim back.”
Another constrained silence.
“Are you ever in London, Miss——?”
“Goodwin. Oh, yes; we generally go over in the winter, Mr.——”
“Cloyster. Really? How jolly. Do you go to the theatre much?”
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