Not George Washington — an Autobiographical NovelWodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
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Not George Washington — an Autobiographical Novel
Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
Humorous stories
It was now five minutes to twelve. All at once those nearest the door
sprang to their feet. A girl in scarlet and black had come in.
“Ah, there’s Kit at last,” said Malim.
“They’re cheering her,” said Julian.
As he spoke, the tentative murmur of a cheer was caught up by everyone.
Men leaped upon chairs and tables.
“Hullo, hullo, hullo!” said Kit, reaching us. “Kiddie, when they do
that it makes me feel shy.”
She was laughing like a child. She leaned across the table, put her
arms round Malim’s neck, and kissed him. She glanced at us.
Malim smiled quietly, but said nothing.
She kissed Julian, and she kissed me.
“Now we’re all friends,” she said, sitting down.
“Better know each other’s names,” said Malim. “Kit, this is Mr.
Cloyster. Mr. Cloyster, may I introduce you to my wife?”
CHAPTER 7
I MEET MR. THOMAS BLAKE
_(James Orlebar Cloyster’s narrative continued)_
Someone had told me that, the glory of Covent Garden Ball had departed.
It may be so. Yet the floor, with its strange conglomeration of
music-hall artists, callow university men, shady horse-dealers, and
raucous military infants, had an atmosphere of more than meretricious
gaiety. The close of an old year and the birth of a new one touch the
toughest.
The band was working away with a strident brassiness which filled the
room with noise. The women’s dresses were a shriek of colour. The
vulgarity of the scene was so immense as to be almost admirable. It was
certainly interesting.
Watching his opportunity, Julian presently drew me aside into the
smoking-room.
“Malim,” he said, “has paid you a great compliment.”
“Really,” I said, rather surprised, for Julian’s acquaintance had done
nothing more, to my knowledge, than give me a cigar and a
whiskey-and-soda.
“He’s introduced you to his wife.”
“Very good of him, I’m sure.”
“You don’t understand. You see Kit for what she is: a pretty,
good-natured creature bred in the gutter. But Malim—well, he’s in the
Foreign Office and is secretary to Sir George Grant.”
“Then what in Heaven’s name,” I cried, “induced him to marry——”
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