Not George Washington — an Autobiographical NovelWodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
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Not George Washington — an Autobiographical Novel
Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
Humorous stories
The water pouring in from the northern sluice was forcing the tillers
violently against the southern sluice gates.
“If them boys,” said Tom Blake in an overwrought voice, “lets them
tillers go round, it’s all up with my pair o’ boats. Lemme do it,
you——” The rest of the sentence was mercifully lost in the thump with
which Thomas’s feet bounded on the _Ashlade_’s cabin-top. He made Liz
fast to the circular foot of iron chimney projecting from the boards;
then, jumping back to the land, he said, more in sorrow than in anger:
“Lazy little brats! an’ they’ve ’_ad_ their tea, too.”
Clear of the locks, I walked with Thomas and his ancient horse, trying
to explain what I wanted done. But it was not until we had tied up for
the night, had had beer at the Shovel, and (Nuppie and Albert being
safely asleep in the second cabin) had met at supper that my
instructions had been fully grasped. Thomas himself was inclined to be
diffident, and had it not been for Ada would, I think, have let my
offer slide. She was enthusiastic. It was she who told me of the
cottage they had at Fenny Stratford, which they used as headquarters
whilst waiting for a cargo.
“That can be used as a permanent address,” I said. “All you have to do
is to write your name at the end of each typewritten sheet, enclose it
in the stamped envelope which I will send you, and send it by post.
When the cheques come, sign them on the back and forward them to me.
For every ten pounds you forward me, I’ll give you one for yourself. In
any difficulty, simply write to me—here’s my own address—and I’ll see
you through it.”
“We can’t go to prison for it, can we, mister?” asked Ada suddenly,
after a pause.
“No,” I said; “there’s nothing dishonest in what I propose.”
“Oh, she didn’t so much mean that,” said Thomas, thoughtfully.
They gave me a shakedown for the night in the cargo.
Just before turning in, I said casually, “If anyone except me cashed
the cheques by mistake, he’d go to prison quick.”
“Yes, mister,” came back Thomas’s voice, again a shade thoughtfully
modulated.
CHAPTER 15
EVA EVERSLEIGH
_(James Orlebar Cloyster’s narrative continued)_
With my system thus in full swing I experienced the intoxication of
assured freedom. To say I was elated does not describe it. I walked on
air. This was my state of mind when I determined to pay a visit to the
Gunton-Cresswells. I had known them in my college days, but since I had
been engaged in literature I had sedulously avoided them because I
remembered that Margaret had once told me they were her friends.
But now there was no need for me to fear them on that account, and
thinking that the solid comfort of their house in Kensington would be
far from disagreeable, thither, one afternoon in spring, I made my way.
It is wonderful how friendly Convention is to Art when Art does not
appear to want to borrow money.
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