Not George Washington — an Autobiographical NovelWodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
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Not George Washington — an Autobiographical Novel
Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
Humorous stories
No. 5, Kensington Lane, W., is the stronghold of British
respectability. It is more respectable than the most respectable
suburb. Its attitude to Mayfair is that of a mother to a daughter who
has gone on the stage and made a success. Kensington Lane is almost
tolerant of Mayfair. But not quite. It admits the success, but shakes
its head.
Mrs. Gunton-Cresswell took an early opportunity of drawing me aside,
and began gently to pump me. After I had responded with sufficient
docility to her leads, she reiterated her delight at seeing me again. I
had concluded my replies with the words, “I am a struggling journalist,
Mrs. Cresswell.” I accompanied the phrase with a half-smile which she
took to mean—as I intended she should—that I was amusing myself by
dabbling in literature, backed by a small, but adequate, private
income.
“Oh, come, James,” she said, smiling approvingly, “you know you will
make a quite too dreadfully clever success. How dare you try to deceive
me like that? A struggling journalist, indeed.”
But I knew she liked that “struggling journalist” immensely. She would
couple me and my own epithet together before her friends. She would
enjoy unconsciously an imperceptible, but exquisite, sensation of
patronage by having me at her house. Even if she discussed me with
Margaret I was safe. For Margaret would give an altogether different
interpretation of the smile with which I described myself as
struggling. My smile would be mentally catalogued by her as “brave”;
for it must not be forgotten that as suddenly as my name had achieved a
little publicity, just so suddenly had it utterly disappeared.
Towards the end of May, it happened that Julian dropped into my rooms
about three o’clock, and found me gazing critically at a top-hat.
“I’ve seen you,” he remarked, “rather often in that get-up lately.”
“It _is_, perhaps, losing its first gloss,” I answered, inspecting my
hat closely. I cared not a bit for Julian’s sneers; for the smell of
the flesh-pots of Kensington had laid hold of my soul, and I was
resolved to make the most of the respite which my system gave me.
“What salon is to have the honour today?” he asked, spreading himself
on my sofa.
“I’m going to the Gunton-Cresswells,” I replied.
Julian slowly sat up.
“Ah?” he said conversationally.
“I’ve been asked to meet their niece, a Miss Eversleigh, whom they’ve
invited to stop with them. Funny, by the way, that her name should be
the same as yours.”
“Not particularly,” said Julian shortly; “she’s my cousin. My cousin
Eva.”
This was startling. There was a pause. Presently Julian said, “Do you
know, Jimmy, that if I were not the philosopher I am, I’d curse this
awful indolence of mine.”
I saw it in a flash, and went up to him holding out my hand in
sympathy. “Thanks,” he said, gripping it; “but don’t speak of it. I
couldn’t endure that, even from you, James. It’s too hard for talking.
If it was only myself whose life I’d spoilt—if it was only myself——”
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