Not George Washington — an Autobiographical NovelWodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
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Not George Washington — an Autobiographical Novel
Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
Humorous stories
Is any man really honourable? I wonder. Hundreds, thousands go
triumphantly through life with that reputation. But how far is this due
to absence of temptation? Life, which is like cricket in so many ways,
resembles the game in this also. A batsman makes a century, and, having
made it, is bowled by a ball which he is utterly unable to play. What
if that ball had come at the beginning of his innings instead of at the
end of it? Men go through life without a stain on their honour. I
wonder if it simply means that they had the luck not to have the good
ball bowled to them early in their innings. To take my own case. I had
always considered myself a man of honour. I had a code that was rigid
compared with that of a large number of men. In theory I should never
have swerved from it. I was fully prepared to carry out my promise and
marry Margaret, at the expense of my happiness—until I met Eva. I would
have done anything to avoid injuring Julian, my friend, until I met
Eva. Eva was my temptation, and I fell. Nothing in the world mattered,
so that she was mine. I ought to have had a revulsion of feeling as I
walked back to my rooms in Walpole Street. The dance was over. The
music had ceased. The dawn was chill. And at a point midway between
Kensington Lane and the Brompton Oratory I had proposed to Eversleigh’s
cousin, his Eva, “true as steel,” and had been accepted.
Yet I had no remorse. I did not even try to justify my behaviour to
Julian or to Margaret, or—for she must suffer, too—to Mrs.
Gunton-Cresswell, who, I knew well, was socially ambitious for her
niece.
To all these things I was indifferent. I repeated softly to myself, “We
love each other.”
From this state of coma, however, I was aroused by the appearance of my
window-blind. I saw, in fact, that my room was illuminated. Remembering
that I had been careful to put out my lamp before I left, I feared, as
I opened the hall door, a troublesome encounter with a mad
housebreaker. Mad, for no room such as mine could attract a burglar who
has even the slightest pretensions to sanity.
It was not a burglar. It was Julian Eversleigh, and he was lying asleep
on my sofa.
There was nothing peculiar in this. I roused him.
“Julian,” I said.
“I’m glad you’re back,” he said, sitting up; “I’ve some news for you.”
“So have I,” said I. For I had resolved to tell him what I had done.
“Hear mine first. It’s urgent. Miss Margaret Goodwin has been here.”
My heart seemed to leap.
“Today?” I cried.
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