Not George Washington — an Autobiographical NovelWodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
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Not George Washington — an Autobiographical Novel
Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
Humorous stories
“Yes. I had called to see you, and was waiting a little while on the
chance of your coming in when I happened to look out of the window. A
girl was coming down the street, looking at the numbers of the houses.
She stopped here. Intuition told me she was Miss Goodwin. While she was
ringing the bell I did all I could to increase the shabby squalor of
your room. She was shown in here, and I introduced myself as your
friend. We chatted. I drew an agonising picture of your struggle for
existence. You were brave, talented, and unsuccessful. Though you went
often hungry, you had a plucky smile upon your lips. It was a
meritorious bit of work. Miss Goodwin cried a good deal. She is
charming. I was so sorry for her that I laid it on all the thicker.”
“Where is she now?”
“Nearing Guernsey. She’s gone.”
“Gone!” I said. “Without seeing me! I don’t understand.”
“You don’t understand how she loves you, James.”
“But she’s gone. Gone without a word.”
“She has gone because she loved you so. She had intended to stay with
the Gunton-Cresswells. She knows them, it seems. They didn’t know she
was coming. She didn’t know herself until this morning. She happened to
be walking on the quay at St. Peter’s Port. The outward-bound boat was
on the point of starting for England. A wave of affection swept over
Miss Goodwin. She felt she must see you. Scribbling a note, which she
despatched to her mother, she went aboard. She came straight here.
Then, when I had finished with her, when I had lied consistently about
you for an hour, she told me she must return. ‘I must not see James,’
she said. ‘You have torn my heart. I should break down.’ And she said,
speaking, I think, half to herself, ‘Your courage is so noble, so
different from mine. And I must not impose a needless strain upon it.
You shall not see me weep for you.’ And then she went away.”
Julian’s voice broke. He was genuinely affected by his own recital.
For my part, I saw that I had bludgeon work to do. It is childish to
grumble at the part Fate forces one to play. Sympathetic or otherwise,
one can only enact one’s _rôle_ to the utmost of one’s ability. Mine
was now essentially unsympathetic, but I was determined that it should
be adequately played.
I went to the fireplace and poked the fire into a blaze. Then, throwing
my hat on the table and lighting a cigarette, I regarded Julian
cynically.
“You’re a nice sort of person, aren’t you?” I said.
“What do you mean?” asked Julian, startled, as I had meant that he
should be, by the question.
I laughed.
“Aren’t you just a little transparent, my dear Julian?”
He stared blankly.
I took up a position in front of the fire.
“Disloyalty,” I said tolerantly, “where a woman is concerned, is in the
eyes of some people almost a negative virtue.”
“I don’t know what on earth you’re talking about.”
“Don’t you?”
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