Not George Washington — an Autobiographical NovelWodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
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Not George Washington — an Autobiographical Novel
Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
Humorous stories
No; I may have smoked a cig. too much and been so chippy next day that
I had to go out and get a cup of tea at the A.B.C.; or I may now and
again have gone up West of an evening for a bit of a look round; but
beyond that I’ve never been really what you’d call vicious. Very likely
it’s been my friendship for Mr. Hatton that’s curbed me breaking out as
I’ve sometimes imagined myself doing when I’ve been alone in the New
Business Room. Though I must say, in common honesty to myself, that
there’s always been the fear of getting the sack from the “Moon.” The
“Moon” isn’t like some other insurance companies I could mention
which’ll take anyone. Your refs. must be A1, or you don’t stand an
earthly. Simply not an earthly. Besides, the “Moon” isn’t an Insurance
Company at all: it’s an _As_surance Company. Of course, now I’ve
chucked the “Moon” (“shot the moon,” as Tommy Milner, who’s the office
comic, put it) and taken to Literature I could do pretty well what I
liked, if it weren’t for Norah.
Which brings me back to what I was saying just now—that I’m not sure
whether I shall tell her the Past. I may and I may not. I’ll have to
think it over. Anyway, I’m going to write it down first and see how it
looks. If it’s all right it can go into my autobiography. If it isn’t,
then I shall lie low about it. That’s the posish.
It all started from my friendship with Mr. Hatton—the Rev. Mr. Hatton.
If it hadn’t have been for that man I should still be working out rates
of percentage for the “Moon” and listening to Tommy Milner’s so-called
witticisms. Of course, I’ve cut him now. A literary man, a man who
supplies the _Strawberry Leaf_ with two columns of Social Interludes at
a salary I’m not going to mention in case Norah gets to hear of it and
wants to lash out, a man whose Society novels are competed for by every
publisher in London and New York—well, can a man in that position be
expected to keep up with an impudent little ledger-lugger like Tommy
Milner? It can’t be done.
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