Human-alien encounters -- Fiction; Older men -- Fiction; Science fiction; Short stories
In this atomic age, yesterday's science fiction has become today's
and tomorrow's science fact. Time-Between-Time, a new organization,
is planning establishment of a publishing company to bring out the
best in new books, both fact and fiction, in the field of science,
appealing to people who have never been interested until now.
Before we start, we are conducting a poll to find out what the
general public thinks and feels about our probabilities of success.
We're asking for your co-operation.
Our statisticians have told us that from the answers to one
question--which may look off the beam but isn't--we can make a
pretty good estimate. Here it is:
If tomorrow morning a spaceship landed in front of your house, and
from it issued a band of extraterrestrial beings, who might or
might not be human in appearance, what, in your best judgment,
would be your own immediate reaction? Check one, or if you agree
with none of the choices, indicate in the blank space beneath what
your personal reaction would probably be.
1. Phone for the police. 2. Attack the aliens physically. 3. Faint.
4. Run away. 5. Call for assistance to seize the visitors. 6. Greet
them, attempt to communicate, and welcome them in the name of your
fellow-terrestrials. 7. Other (please specify).
Return this letter, properly marked, in the enclosed envelope. To
defray promotion expenses, enclose a dollar bill (no checks or
money orders).
At the conclusion of this poll, all answers will be evaluated. The
writer of the one which comes nearest to the answer reached by our
electronic computer, which will be fed the same question, will
receive $1,000 in dollar bills. Ties will receive duplicate prizes.
In addition, all participants, when our publishing firm has been
established, will receive for their $1 a credit form entitling
them to $1 off any book we publish.
Don't delay. Send in your answer NOW. Only letters enclosing $1
will be entered.
Very truly yours,
Time-Between-Time,
Orville K. Hesterson,
Sec.-Treas.
* * * * *
Sam Wilson read the letter three times. "It's crazy," he muttered.
"It's a gyp."
What he ought to do was take the letter to the post office--Mr. Gross
would be the one to see--and let them decide whether this Hesterson was
using the mails to defraud. Let Mr. Gross and his department try to
find 746 in the six-story Ochterlonie Building. As a faithful employee
for 35 years, it was Sam's plain duty.
But then it would be out of his hands forever; he'd never even find out
what happened. And he'd be back in the dull morass that retirement was
turning out to be.
"Sam!" Mollie yelled outside the locked door. "Aren't you ever coming
out of there?"
"I'm coming, I'm coming!" He put the letter and its enclosure back in
the envelope and placed them in a pocket.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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