A bedroom. The light of the moon shines so brightly through the window that even the buttons on his night shirt are visible. * * * * * A nice man would feel ashamed even before a dog.... * * * * * A certain Councillor of State, looking at a beautiful landscape, said: "What a marvelous function of nature!" From the note-book of an old dog: "People don't eat slops and bones which the cooks throw away. Fools!" * * * * * He had nothing in his soul except recollections of his schooldays. * * * * * The French say: "Laid comme un chenille"--as ugly as a caterpillar. * * * * * People are bachelors or old maids because they rouse no interest, not even a physical one. * * * * * The children growing up talked at meals about religion and laughed at fasts, monks, etc. The old mother at first lost her temper, then, evidently getting used to it, only smiled, but at last she told the children that they had convinced her, that she is now of their opinion. The children felt awkward and could not imagine what their old mother would do without her religion. * * * * * There is no national science, just as there is no national multiplication table; what is national is no longer science. * * * * * The dog walked in the street and was ashamed of its crooked legs. * * * * * The difference between man and woman: a woman, as she grows old gives herself up more and more to female affairs; a man, as he grows old, withdraws himself more and more from female affairs. * * * * * That sudden and ill-timed love-affair may be compared to this: you take boys somewhere for a walk; the walk is jolly and interesting--and suddenly one of them gorges himself with oil paint. * * * * * The character in the play says to every one: "You've got worms." He cures his daughter of the worms, and she turns yellow. * * * * * A scholar, without talent, a blockhead, worked for twenty-four years and produced nothing good, gave the world only scholars as untalented and as narrow-minded as himself. At night he secretly bound books--that was his true vocation: in that he was an artist and felt the joy of it. There came to him a bookbinder, who loved learning and studied secretly at night. * * * * * But perhaps the universe is suspended on the tooth of some monster. * * * * * Keep to the right, you of the yellow eye! * * * * * Do you want to eat? No, on the contrary. * * * * * A pregnant woman with short arms and a long neck, like a kangaroo. * * * * *