I doubt not many of your readers will have been as much amused as myself with the choice specimens of Foreign English enshrined in your pages. When at Amsterdam, some years since, I purchased a _Guide_ to that city, which I regard as a considerable literary curiosity in the same line. It was published at Amsterdam, by E. Maascamp, in 1829, and contains from beginning to end a series of broken English, professing all the while to be written by an Englishman. It commences with the following "Advertisement:" "The city of Amsterdam--remarkable as being one of the chief metropoles of Europe, and as being in many respects the general market of whole the universe; justly celebrated for--its large interior canals, on both of their sides enlivened and sheltered by ranges of large, thick, and beautiful trees, and presenting, on large broad and neatly kept, most regularly pav'd quays, long chains of sumptuous habitations, or rather palaces of the principal and _weathy_ merchants; moreover remarkable by its Museum for the objects of the fine arts, &c., its numberless public edifices adapted either to the _cultivation_ of arts, or to the exertions of trade, or to _establishments_ charitable purposes, or of temples of all manners of divine worship--the city of Amsterdam, we say," &c. It is dated "This 15^{the} of Juin, 1829." In page 14. the author gives us an account of his habits, &c.:-- "I live in Amsterdam since some considerable time I drink no strong liquors, nor do I smoke tobacco and with all this--I have not been _attacked_ by those agues and fevers w^h frequently reign here from the month of Juin to the end of the autumn: and twenty foreigners whom I know, do follow the same system, and are still as healthy as I myself; while I have seen a great many of natives taking their drams and smoking their pipes _ad libitem_, and moreover _chawing_ tobacco in a quite disgusting manner, who," &c. An Amsterdam Sunday, p. 42.: "On sundays and holydays the shops and warehouses, and, _intra muros_, those of public entertainment are _close_: the devotees go to church, and sanctify the sabbath. Others go to walk outside the towngates: after their walk, they hasten to fine public-play-gardens, where wine, thea, &c. is sold. Neither the mobility remains idle at _these_ entertainments. Every one invites his damsel, and joyously they enter play-gardens of a little less brilliancy than the former. There, at the crying sound of an instrument that _rents_ the ear, {347} accompanied by the delightful handle-organs and the rustic triangle, their tributes are paid to Terpsichore; every where a similitude of talents: the dancing outdoes not the musician." Description of the Assize Court: