Conrad, Joseph, 1857-1924; Essays; Literature -- History and criticism
Men don't change. Not very much. And the only answer to be given to
this manager who came out, impatient and indignant, from behind the plate-
glass windows of his shop to be discovered by this inquiry, and to tell
us that he, they, the whole three million (or thirty million, for all I
know) capital Organisation for selling passages has considered the
problem of boats--the only answer to give him is: that this is not a
problem of boats at all. It is the problem of decent behaviour. If you
can't carry or handle so many boats, then don't cram quite so many people
on board. It is as simple as that--this problem of right feeling and
right conduct, the real nature of which seems beyond the comprehension of
ticket-providers. Don't sell so many tickets, my virtuous dignitary.
After all, men and women (unless considered from a purely commercial
point of view) are not exactly the cattle of the Western-ocean trade,
that used some twenty years ago to be thrown overboard on an emergency
and left to swim round and round before they sank. If you can't get more
boats, then sell less tickets. Don't drown so many people on the finest,
calmest night that was ever known in the North Atlantic--even if you have
provided them with a little music to get drowned by. Sell less tickets!
That's the solution of the problem, your Mercantile Highness.
But there would be a cry, "Oh! This requires consideration!" (Ten years
of it--eh?) Well, no! This does not require consideration. This is the
very first thing to do. At once. Limit the number of people by the
boats you can handle. That's honesty. And then you may go on fumbling
for years about these precious davits which are such a stumbling-block to
your humanity. These fascinating patent davits. These davits that
refuse to do three times as much work as they were meant to do. Oh! The
wickedness of these davits!
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