The Jewish Nose is not very frequent among women. Neither are its
indications material to the perfection of the female character. It is
the duty of men to relieve women from the cares of commercial life, and
to stand between them and those who would impose upon their credulity.
Moreover, woman’s natural penetration supplies the want of the
thoughtful sagacity which protects men in inter-commercial relations.
The remarks which we made on the Snub Nose and the Celestial Nose in
men, require to be considerably modified when we treat of those classes
in women.
The Celestial Nose feminine is that which has won so much admiration and
celebrity among French writers under the designation of “_le nez
retroussé_.” They almost universally acknowledge its irresistible
piquancy and animation. According to Marmontel, “un petit nez retroussé
renvers les lois d’un empire;” a dictum which we are not disposed to
dispute.
We confess a lurking _penchant_, a sort of sneaking affection which we
cannot resist, for the latter of these in a woman. It does not command
our admiration and respect like the Greek, to which we could bow down as
to a goddess, but it makes sad work with our affections. The former,
too, is not so unbearable as in a man. It is a great marrer of beauty,
undoubtedly; but merely regarded as an index of weakness, it claims our
kindly consideration. Weakness in a woman—which is gentleness,
feminacy—is excusable and rather loveable; while in a man it is
detestable. It is woman’s place to be supported, not to support. Hence
the classical emblem of the Vine and the Elm is felt to be beautiful and
true, because it pourtrays accurately the natural mutual position of
husband and wife. A woman, moreover, has generally tact sufficient to
conceal (often to their entire annihilation) those unprepossessing
characteristics of the Snub and the Celestial, which in a weak man
become every day more and more strongly marked. A woman’s weakness, too,
is rather flattering, as it attests our supremacy; a thing which we like
to be constantly reminded of, and of which we are very jealous, as it
stands on rather ticklish and much disputed ground.
The impudence, too, which is utterly unendurable in a male Celestial,
and which seems to court contact with the toe of one’s boot, is in a
woman rather piquant and interesting. A Celestial Nose in a woman is
frequently an index of wit. Wit is a talent not emanating from wisdom;
quite the reverse. The wisest men are ofttimes the slowest. Wisdom comes
after thought, wit before it. A Celestial-nosed woman is only more witty
than a similarly gifted man, because the impudence which it invariably
indicates is backed by woman’s ever-ready tact and quickness.
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