Our widest and best street was spoilt; because if there is one thing more
certain than another it is that the female mind most intensely abhors
anything approaching contact with horned animals. Somehow or other, it
seems to disturb that equanimity which appears to be utterly
indispensable to a lady when she is going what she calls “shopping,” and
it would take away all her ideas to think she was going to meet a
restless-looking cow or a doubtful looking ox. It takes away all notion
of colour, shape, and measure, or whether the thing will wash or not.
The consequence was, the Long Causeway was practically abandoned on
market days, and it was not much more used on other days for shopping
purposes, because in anything like changeable or damp weather the
atmosphere of the street was what I have heard ladies describe (not
meaning to be complimentary) as “smelly.” Therefore, naturally, there
was great rejoicing among the inhabitants generally when that street was
restored to a cleanly wholesome state by the construction of the Cattle
Market.
The Wednesday Cattle Market had a very peculiar growth. It was set up
without the smallest authority about 1845 or 1846 by an old gentleman
named Dean, who was a retired farmer, and an enterprising auctioneer
named Dowse, who kept the “Greyhound.” They suggested that fat stock
should be brought, and it came more and more, until it grew into that
excellent stock market, which became one of the best in the Kingdom.
There was no foundation for it but that of custom. When the new market
was proposed, the farmers invited the then authorities, the Improvement
Commissioners, to construct it for them, but they made their bow and
said, “If you want a market, make it for yourselves.” It was made by a
limited company, and it has since fallen into the hands of the
authorities, and Broadway constructed through it.
We have another market which has grown up, and that is the present
Wednesday Market on the Market Place, which I think is one of the
greatest curiosities that ever comes under one’s notice. It does no harm
to anyone. I went there recently, and I saw an extraordinary medley of
things exposed for sale. I wondered at first if they were to be given
away! I could understand anybody wishing to sell them, but wondered who
could wish to buy them. It is one of the things no one can understand.
But it affords the means of getting rid of most undesirable things, call
them furniture, or anything else! It puts me in mind of a shop in the
Market Place at Great Yarmouth, where they say you may buy anything. A
visitor, a clergyman, was told he could get anything he wanted. He said,
“I want a pulpit.” “Well,” his friend said, “go in and try.” He went in
and said, “Do you happen to have a pulpit?” and they said, “Well, we do
happen to have a pulpit.” And I think I have seen everything in our
Wednesday’s Market except that. I have not seen anything so useful as a
pulpit!
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