It had come. That first test! And the question had to be answered. The lady was looking at Bob. They were all waiting. A fraction of a second, or so, which seemed like a geological epoch, Bob hesitated. He had to reply and yet being a gentleman, how could he? No matter what it cost him, he would simply have to “lie like a gentleman.” He— Suddenly an idea shot through his befuddled brain. Maybe Mrs. Ralston wouldn’t know what he said, if he—? She had been numerous times to France, of course, but she was not mentally a heavy-weight. Languages might not be her forte. Presumably she had all she could do to chatter in English. Bob didn’t know much French himself. He would take a chance on her, however. He made a bow which was Chesterfieldian and incidentally made answer, rattling it off with the swiftness of a boulevardier. “_Il me faut dire que, vraiment, Madame Ralston parait aussi agee qu’elle l’est!_” (“I am obliged to say that Mrs. Ralston appears as old as she is!”) Then he straightened as if he had just delivered a stunning compliment. “_Merci!_” The lady smiled. She also beamed. “How well you speak French, Mr. Bennett!” The commodore nearly exploded. _He_ understood French. Bob expanded, beginning to breathe freely once more. “Language of courtiers and diplomats!” he mumbled. Mrs. Ralston shook an admonishing finger at him. “Flatterer!” she said, and departed. Whereupon the commodore leaned weakly against Dickie while Clarence sank into a chair. First round for Bob! * * * * * The commodore was the first to recover. His voice was reproachful. “Was _that_ quite fair?—that parleyvoo business? I don’t know about it’s being allowed.” “Why not?” calmly from Bob. “Is truth confined to one tongue?” “But what about that ‘even tenor of your way’?” fenced the commodore. “You don’t, as a usual thing, go around parleyvooing—” “What about the even tenor of your own ways?” retorted Bob. “Nothing said about _that_ when we—” “No, but—how can _I_ go the even tenor, if _you_ don’t go yours?” “Hum?” said the commodore. “Don’t you see it’s not the even tenor?” persisted Bob. “But it’s your fault if it isn’t.” “Some logic in that,” observed Clarence. “Maybe, we _have_ been a bit too previous,” conceded the commodore. “That isn’t precisely the adjective I would use,” returned Bob. He found himself thinking more clearly now. They had all, perhaps, been stepping rather lightly when they had left the club. He should have thought of this before. But Bob’s brain moved rather slowly sometimes and the others had been too bent on having a good time to consider all the ethics of the case. They showed themselves fair-minded enough now, however.