I think I am a Ticket Man who's selling tickets--please, I think I am a Doctor who is visiting a Sneeze; Perhaps I'm just a Nanny who is walking with a pram I'm feeling rather funny and I don't know _what_ I am-- BUT _Round_ about And _round_ about And _round_ about I go-- All around the table, The table in the nursery-- _Round_ about And _round_ about And _round_ about I go; I think I am a Puppy, so I'm hanging out my tongue; I think I am a Camel who Is looking for a Camel who Is looking for a Camel who is looking for its Young.... SO _Round_ about And _round_ about And _round_ about and _round_ about And _round_ about And _round_ about I go. SNEEZLES Christopher Robin Had wheezles And sneezles, They bundled him Into His bed. They gave him what goes With a cold in the nose, And some more for a cold In the head. They wondered If wheezles Could turn Into measles, If sneezles Would turn Into mumps; They examined his chest For a rash, And the rest Of his body for swellings and lumps. They sent for some doctors In sneezles And wheezles To tell them what ought To be done. All sorts and conditions Of famous physicians Came hurrying round At a run. They all made a note Of the state of his throat, They asked if he suffered from thirst; They asked if the sneezles Came _after_ the wheezles, Or if the first sneezle Came first. They said, "If you teazle A sneezle Or wheezle, A measle May easily grow. But humour or pleazle The wheezle Or sneezle, The measle Will certainly go." They expounded the reazles For sneezles And wheezles, The manner of measles When new. They said "If he freezles In draughts and in breezles, Then PHTHEEZLES May even ensue." * * * * * Christopher Robin Got up in the morning, The sneezles had vanished away. And the look in his eye Seemed to say to the sky, "_Now, how to amuse them to-day?_" BINKER Binker--what I call him--is a secret of my own, And Binker is the reason why I never feel alone. Playing in the nursery, sitting on the stair, Whatever I am busy at, Binker will be there. Oh, Daddy is clever, he's a clever sort of man, And Mummy is the best since the world began, And Nanny is Nanny, and I call her Nan-- But they can't See Binker.