Of all the lions that caprice and the whimsical absurdity of a
second-rate set in fashion ever courted and entertained, never had any
one less pretensions to the civility he received than the author of
'Pencillings by the Way'--poor in thought, still poorer in expression,
without a spark of wit, without a gleam of imagination--a fourth-rate
looking man, and a fifth-rate talker, he continued to receive the homage
we were wont to bestow upon a Scott, and even charily extended to
a Dickens. His writings the very slip-slop of “commerage,” the
tittle-tattle of a Sunday paper, dressed up in the cant of Kentucky;
the very titles, the contemptible affectation of unredeemed twaddle,
'Pencillings by the Way!' 'Letters from under a Bridge!' Good lack! how
the latter name is suggestive of eaves-dropping and listening; and how
involuntarily we call to mind those chance expressions of his partners
in the dance, or his companions at the table, faithfully recorded for
the edification of the free-born Americans, who, while they ridicule our
institutions, endeavour to pantomime our manners.
For many years past a number of persons have driven a thriving trade in
a singular branch of commerce, no less than buying up cast court dresses
and second-hand uniforms for exportation to the colonies. The negroes,
it is said, are far prouder of figuring in the tattered and tarnished
fragments of former greatness, than of wearing the less gaudy, but
more useful garb, befitting their condition. So it would seem our
trans-Atlantic friends prefer importing through their agents, for that
purpose, the abandoned finery of courtly gossip, to the more useful but
less pretentious apparel, of commonplace information. Mr. Willis was
invaluable for this purpose; he told his friends every thing that he
heard, and he heard every thing that he could; and, like mercy, he
enjoyed a duplicate of blessings--for while he was delighted in by his
own countrymen, he was dined by ours. He scattered his autographs,
as Feargus O'Connor did franks; he smiled; he ogled; he read his own
poetry, and went the whole lion with all his might; and yet, in the
midst of this, a rival starts up equally desirous of court secrets,
and fifty times as enterprising in their search; he risks his liberty,
perhaps his life, in the pursuit, and what is his reward? I need only
tell you his name, and you are answered--I mean the boy Jones; not under
a bridge, but under a sofa; not in Almacks, obtaining it at second-hand,
but in Buckingham Palace--into the very apartment of the Queen--the
adventurous youth has dared to insinuate himself. No lady however sends
her album to him for some memento of his genius. His temple is not
defrauded of its curls to grace a locket or a medallion; and his reward,
instead of a supper at Lady Blessington's, is a voyage to Swan River.
For my part, I prefer the boy Jones: I like his singleness of purpose: I
admire his steady perseverance; still, however, he had the misfortune to
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