A learned living oriental scholar, and a senior fellow of St. John's College, Cambridge, who thinks less of journeying to Shiraz, Timbuctoo, or the Holy Land, than a Cockney would of a trip to Greenwich Fair or Bagnigge Wells, _kept_ in the same court, in College, with a late tutor, now the amiable rector of Staple----t, in Kent. It was their daily practice, when in residence, to take a ramble together, by the footpaths, round by Granchester, and back to College by Trumpington, or to Madingley, or the Hills, but more commonly the former; all delightful in their way, and well known to gownsmen for various associations. To one of these our College dons daily wended their way cogitating, for they never talked, it is said, over the _omnia magna_ of Cambridge life. Their invariable practice was to keep moving at a stiff pace, some four or five yards in advance of each other. Our amiable tutor went one forenoon to call on Mr. P. before starting, as usual, and found his door _sported_. This staggered him a little. Mr. P.'s bed-maker chanced to come up at the instant. "Where is Mr. P.?" was his query. "Gone out, sir," was the reply. "Gone out!" exclaimed Mr. H.; "Where to?" "To _Jerusalem_," she rejoined. And to Jerusalem he was gone, sure enough; a circumstance of so little import in his eyes, who had seen most parts of the ancient world already, and filled the office of tutor to an Infanta of Spain, that he did not think it matter worth the notice of his _College Chum_. Other travellers, "_vox et ratio_," as Horace says, would have had the circumstance bruited in every periodical in Christendom, "_quinque sequuntur te pueri_." * * * * * A CUTTING RETORT Is attributed to the celebrated Lord Chesterfield, when a student of Trinity Hall, Cambridge, where he is said to have studied hard, and rose daily, in the depth of winter, at four or five. He one day met a drunken fellow in the streets of Cambridge, who refused him the wall, observing, "I never give the wall to a rascal." "I do," retorted his Lordship, moving out of the way. It was probably this incident that gave rise to the couplet-- "Base man to take the wall I ne'er permit." The scholar said, "I do;" and gave him it. * * * * * LIBERTY A PLANT. "Qui teneros CAULES alieni fregerit horti."--_Hor._