PAGE Was Oxford or Cambridge first Founded? 13 Origin of this celebrated Controversy 16 Died of Literary Mortification 17 Sir Simon D'Ewes on Antiquity of Cambridge _ib._ Gone to Jerusalem 18 Cutting Retort--Liberty a Plant 19, 20 A Tailor surprised--Declining King George, &c. 20 Classical _Jeu D'Esprit_--Trait of Barrow 21 Inveterate Smokers 22 Lover of Tobacco--A Wager, &c. 22, 23 Newton's Toast--Piety of Ray 23 Devil over Lincoln--Radcliffe's Library 24 Traits of Dr. Bathurst--His Whip, &c. 25 Smart Fellows _ib._ Epigram--Tell us what you can't do? 26, 27 First Woman introduced into a Cloister 27 Cambridge Scholar and Ghost of Scrag of Mutton 28 Comparisons are odious 30 Jaunt down a Patient's throat--Difference of Opinion 30, 31 Petit-Maitre Physician--Anecdote of Porson 31 [Greek: Ou tode oud allo]--Aliquid--Di-do-dum 32 Bishop Heber's College Puns _ib._ Effect of Broad-wheeled Wagon, &c. 33 Queen Elizabeth and the Men of Exeter College, &c. 34 Oxonians Posed--Lapsus Grammaticæ 35 Latin to be Used--Habit--Concussion 36 Comic Picture of Provost's Election 37 Sir, Dominus, Magistri, Sir Greene 38 Husbands beat their Wives--Attack on Ladies 39 Doings at Merton--Digging Graves with Teeth 40 Doctor's Gratitude to Horse--John Sharp's Rogue 41 Said as how you'd See--Much Noise as Please 42, 43 Mad Peter-house Poet--Grace Cup 44, 45 Tertiavit--Capacious Bowl--Horn Diversion 46 Bibulous Relique--Christian Custom--Feast Days 47 Walpole at Cambridge--College Dinner 16th Century 49, 50 Black Night--Force of Imagination--Absent Habits 52, 53 Anecdotes of Early Cambridge Poets 54 Cromwell's Pear-tree, &c. 58 Stung by a B--Dr. P. Nest of Saxonists 61 Pleasant Mistake--Minding Roast 62 College Exercise--Bell--Fun--Tulip-time 62, 63