prohibited at Oxon 159 Whipping, &c.--Flying Cambridge Barber 159, 160 Isthmus Suez--Drink for Church 160, 161 Good Appetite--College Quiz--The Greatest Calf 162, 163 Like Rabelais--Ambassadors King Jesus at Oxon 163, 164 Effort Intellect--Dr. Hallifax--Dr. Tucker 164, 165 Distich--Skeleton Sermons--Paid First 165, 166 In the Stocks--Hissing--Posing--Gross Pun 167, 168 Family Spintexts--Alcock--Barrow, Parr, &c. 169, 170 Three-headed Priest--Burnt to Cinder 171, 172 Cantab Invented Short-hand--Humble Petition of Ladies 172, 173 Turn for Humour--Repartees--All over Germany 174, 175 Oxford and Cambridge Rebuses 175 Something in your way--Duns--Out of Debt 177 Queering a Dun--Gray and Warburton 179 Canons of Criticism--Bishop Barrington 181 Pulpit Admonition--Simplicity of great Minds 182 Singularities--Triple Discourse 184, 185 Traits of Lord Sandwich--Lapsus Linguæ 185, 186 Oxford and Cambridge Loyalty--Clubs, &c. 186, 189 Retrogradation--On-dit 190 Worcester Goblin--Cambridge Triposes 191, 192 Records of Cambridge Triposes--Wooden Spoon--Poll--Conceits of Porson, Vince, &c. 193, 194 Classical Triposes--Wooden Wedge--Disney's Song 197, 198 A Dreadful Fit of Rheumatism 199 Parr an Ingrate--Le Diable--Critical Civilities 200, 201 Sir Busick and Sir Isaac again--Cole: Deum 201, 202 Freshman's Puzzle 202 Sly Humourist--Noble Oxonian--Oxford Wag--Person of Gravity 203, 204 THE ENOUGH 204 OXFORD AND CAMBRIDGE NUTS TO CRACK; OR, QUIPS, QUIRKS, ANECDOTE AND FACETE. * * * * * WAS OXFORD OR CAMBRIDGE FIRST FOUNDED? "Oxford must from all antiquity have been either somewhere or nowhere. Where was it in the time of Tarquinius Priscus? If it was nowhere, it surely must have been somewhere. Where was it?"--_Facetiæ Cant._