American essays -- 19th century; American fiction -- 19th century; American poetry -- 19th century; Short stories, American
Mr. Simmons opened the carpet bag and after some search found the bead
purse, from which he drew a dime, and suggested the immediate
investment of it. Captain Clancy remembered to have heard a friend say
that there was a quiet saloon on--let's see, what street was it?
After some hesitation and search they came upon a place with swinging
doors where a light was hanging outside, and the captain suggested
that they could probably get a glass of beer within. They entered and
found themselves before a gorgeous bar, ablaze with lights and
mirrors, at which lounged five or six men of a rather rough and
night-owlish appearance.
Mr. Simmons called for two glasses of beer, and when they had drunk it
he laid his dime upon the counter.
"Wot's eatin' you?" said the bartender. "They is two for. Cough up
some more right away once."
"See here," said Mr. Simmons, "beer is 5 cents a glass everywheres.
Don't you take me for no country jay."
Captain Clancy whispered that they had better pay what was asked than
get into a difficulty. "It seems a rough sort of place," he said, "and
you must remember it won't do to endanger ourselves while we have our
money about us. Let me pay the 15 cents additional."
"No, you don't," said Mr. Simmons. "I guess when I treat I foot the
whole bill." He went down into the carpet bag again and brought forth
three more nickels.
Just then an orchestra near at hand struck up in a lively air, and Mr.
Simmons turned to look whence it came.
The bartender winked at Captain Clancy and said softly:
"Struck it rich, eh, Jimmy, old boy?"
"Think it will pay," said the captain, as softly, closing his left eye
at the bartender.
"Say," said Mr. Simmons, "whatever have you got in there?" pointing in
the direction of the music.
"Finest high-class musical and dramatic entertainment in the South,"
said the bartender. "Refined and elevatin' specialties by
distinguished artists. Walk in, gents."
"It's a play show, by gum," said Mr. Simmons. "Shall we go in?"
"I don't like the looks of the place much," said Captain Clancy, "but
let's have a look at it, anyhow, to pass away the time; let's see,
it's just half past ten; we can look on a while and then go up to the
hotel and get to bed by eleven-thirty. Let me pay for tickets."
"All right," said Mr. Simmons, "I paid for the beer."
The bartender pointed out the way through a little hallway, where they
entered another door and found a very glib gentleman who persuaded
them to buy tickets that admitted them upstairs. They ascended and
found themselves in the family circle of a little theater. There were
about twenty or thirty men and boys scattered about among the seats,
and the performance seemed quite well under way. On the stage a very
exaggerated Irishman was chasing a very exaggerated negro with an ax,
while a soubrettish young lady dressed in a ruffle and blue tights
stood upon a barrel and screamed something in a high, cracked voice.
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