“Because I am like that--all smooth and gray on the surface, and underneath amazing--little coloured worlds within worlds, always something dying and something else being born. No one ever is commonplace, underneath. Why, take my family--at the supper table we sit, a dull family in a narrow house in a Harlem street. But if you watch with patience and insight, you see worlds opening up behind each pair of eyes, longings, incredible dreams----” She stopped abruptly, her eyes fixed on the door. “What is it?” he asked. “I thought I heard my name. Wait, let me look. Someone out there----” She threw open the door. A sleek young man dropped his hand from the arm of a girl who sprang forward with a cry of the frankest relief, “Aunt Jude! I want to go home with you.” * * * * * The socks and stockings were all darned and they lay neatly folded in a ring around the darning basket. The evening noises in the street outside were stilled, and the narrow house in the Harlem street was quietly breathing, waiting. Alyse yawned, looked at the clock and put on her sad-coloured hand-loomed hat. Another evening practically wasted. Of course, she had a sense of having done her duty, and it was nice to spend a peaceful evening with Mother. But from the point of view of literature she had got nothing out of it. Families were mostly like that, nice as something to come home to occasionally, but utterly unstimulating to the imagination. “Mother, do you suppose Father could afford to send me to Russia----” And just there the telephone rang. It was her father, and he told Allie to tell her mother not to be worried if he was a bit late getting home. The fact was, he chuckled, he and Wally had got arrested. “Arrested! Father! What for?” “Well, you see,” he explained, “Wally bid on a package at the express-company auction, and we were taking it away down a side street, sort of dark, you know, when the darned thing dropped and broke. A policeman came snooping along just at that minute and he ran us in.” “But why, why, Father?” “I guess he thought we were bootleggers, because Wally, for a joke, kind of helped it along, and----” “But what was in the package, father?” “Well, that was a joke on us,” said George Todd, and she could hear his appreciative chuckle over the wire. “You see, there was two dozen bottles of hair tonic in that darned package.” Alyse hung up the telephone with a disapproving face. “You might know that if anything happened to Father it would be something ridiculous,” she sighed. DERRICK’S RETURN BY GOUVERNEUR MORRIS From _Cosmopolitan_ Derrick dreamed that Indians had captured him and had laid him face down in their camp fire and were slowly burning his head off. As a matter of fact a surgeon was working out a difficult problem in the back of Derrick’s throat, and for a little while, toward the end of the operation, anesthesia had not been complete.