American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, American -- Periodicals
“Music? Oh, you mean hymns?” queried Mrs. Shields. “Doctor Gowdy’s the
preacher, huh? I went to Billy Sunday once. Tell you, the rev’rend’d
have to go some to beat _him_! Well, I don’ know--eighty-five--” She
hesitated, looking around the genteel landscape; then faced Miss Martha
with the air of giving up argument, not without wonder and some
amusement at herself. “Well, I guess them birds has got me going. I
guess you’ve rented a house!”
Miss Wilcox, comprehending her expression rather than the words, stood
dumb for an instant in half-incredulous relief. The thing was almost too
good to be true, coming to pass with this uncanny suddenness.
Eighty-five dollars a month and the hopeless old place off her hands at
last! All the dreams which even in the act of dreaming she had
stigmatized as rank folly, revisited her in flashing procession: having
her hair “permanented,” going to Atlantic City, buying a fur coat--how
often had she spent that rainbow gold! This time it was real. There
would be only the pleasing care of letting it accumulate for a while.
She awoke to new apprehensions. “I--I suppose there will be things to
do? Changes? I mean you will want----?”
Mrs. Shields applied the decorative smile to her face. “Oh, my, no, I
don’t want nothin’. The house is just swell, and anyways I never was one
to keep running to people for new wallpaper, and ever’ little thing that
needs fixing. I like to keep things up my own self. I’m awful easy to
get along with,” she assured her prospective landlady eagerly. Miss
Martha, who had been recalling terrifying tales she had had from more
than one earnest friend about the misdemeanours and the tyrannous
exactions of the average tenant, breathed freely again. It began to seem
a leisurely, congenial, and singularly profitable occupation to rent
houses as the patient waiting and many disappointments of the last six
months retired to the background of her memories. Mrs. Shields,
meanwhile, fluttered up and down the garden, already assuming innocent
airs of proprietorship.
“You gotta tell me where at you get a bird bath like that, ’cause that’s
what I’m gonna have the first thing!” she proclaimed with enthusiasm.
“Never you mind! It’ll all be took good care of, and I won’t change a
thing. It’s so nice the way it is, all clean and quiet and kinda
restful. I got the same old-style notions as you. I’m crazy about having
a real refined home.”
Miss Wilcox, not for the first time, wished that the questionably
adaptable young man from the real-estate office were there; he would
know what to say. “You’re a stranger here?” she ventured at length.
“Oh, I’ve lived lotsa places,” said the other, smiling blankly. “Is that
as far as the yard goes to, that fence, with the vines on? My, they grow
thick, don’t they?”
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