O. Henryana: Seven Odds and Ends, Poetry and Short StoriesHenry, O.
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O. Henryana: Seven Odds and Ends, Poetry and Short Stories
Henry, O.
American fiction; American poetry; American wit and humor; Short stories, American
It seemed that there was a peculiar difficulty in the young lady's
powers of locomotion. In walking, a process requiring a coordination
and unanimity of the functions--Dr. Prince, said Mrs. Rankin, would
understand and admit the nonexistence of a necessity for anatomical
specification--there persisted a stubborn opposition, a most contrary
and counteracting antagonism. In those successively progressive and
generally unconsciously automatic movements necessary to proper
locomotion, there was a violent lack of harmony and mutuality. To give
an instance cited by Mrs. Rankin--if Miss Annabel desired to ascend a
stairway, one foot would be easily advanced to the step above, but
instead of aiding and abetting its fellow, the other would at once
proceed to start downstairs. By a strong physical and mental effort
the young lady could walk fairly well for a short distance but
suddenly the rebellious entities would become uncontrollable, and she
would be compelled to turn undesirable corners, to enter impossible
doorways, to dance, shuffle, sidestep and perform other undignified
and distressing evolutions.
After setting forth these lamentable symptoms, Mrs. Rankin
emphatically asserted her belief that the affliction was the result of
heredity--of the union between the naturally opposing and contrary
Beall and Rankin elements. She believed that the inherited spirit of
the ancient feud had taken on physical manifestations, exhibiting them
in the person of the unfortunate outcome of the union of opposites.
That in Miss Annabel Rankin was warring the imperishable antipathy of
the two families. In other words, that one of Miss Rankin's--that is
to say, that when Miss Rankin took a step it was a Beall step, and the
next one was dominated by the bequeathed opposition of the Rankins.
Doctor Prince received the communication with his usual grave,
professional attention, and promised to call the next day at ten to
inspect the patient.
Promptly at the hour his electric runabout turned into the line of
stylish autos and hansoms that wait along the pavements before the
most expensive hostelry on American soil.
When Miss Annabel Rankin entered the reception parlour of their choice
suite of rooms Doctor Prince gave a little blink of surprise through
his brilliantly polished nose glasses. The glow of perfect health and
the contour of perfect beauty were visible in the face and form of the
young lady. But admiration gave way to sympathy when he saw her walk.
She entered at a little run, swayed, stepped off helplessly at a sharp
tangent, advanced, marked time, backed off, recovered and sidled with
a manoeuvring rush to a couch, where she rested, with a look of
serious melancholy upon her handsome face.
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