O. Henryana: Seven Odds and Ends, Poetry and Short Stories — John Shaqi
O. Henryana: Seven Odds and Ends, Poetry and Short StoriesHenry, O.
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O. Henryana: Seven Odds and Ends, Poetry and Short Stories
Henry, O.
American fiction; American poetry; American wit and humor; Short stories, American
"Indeed I am," she said, earnestly. "I adore New York. Why, I couldn't
live without theatres and dances and my daily drives here. Oh,
Ripley," she called, over her shoulder, "don't get that bull pup I
wanted; I've changed my mind. I want a Pomeranian--now, don't forget."
They arrived on the pavement.
"Oh, a carriage!" exclaimed Miss Rankin; "I don't want a carriage, I
want an auto. Send it away!"
"All right," said Ashburton, cheerily, "I thought you said a
carriage."
In obedience to orders the carriage rolled away and an open auto
glided up in its place.
"Stuffy, smelly thing!" cried Miss Rankin, with a winsome pout. "We'll
walk. Ripley, you and Doctor Prince look out for mamma. Come on,
Professor Adami." The indulgent victims of the charming beauty obeyed.
"The dear, dear child!" exclaimed Mrs. Rankin, happily, to Doctor
Prince. "How full of spirits and life she is getting to be! She's so
much improved from her old self."
"Lots," said Ashburton, proudly and fatuously. "She's picked up the
regular metropolitan gaits. Chic and swell don't begin to express her.
She's cut out the pensive thought business. Up-to-date. Why she
changes her mind every two minutes. That's Annabel."
At the fashionable restaurant where they were soon seated, Doctor
Prince found his curiosity and interest engaged by Miss Rankin's
behaviour. She was in an agreeably fascinating humour. Her actions
were such as might be expected from an adored child whose vacillating
whims were indulged by groveling relatives. She ordered article after
article from the bill of fare, petulantly countermanding nearly
everyone when they were set before her. Waiters flew and returned,
collided, conciliated, apologized, and danced at her bidding. Her
speech was quick and lively, deliciously inconsistent, abounding in
contradictions, conflicting statements, "bulls," discrepancies and
nonconformities. In short, she seemed to have acquired within the
space of a few days all that inconsequent, illogical frothiness that
passes current among certain circles of fashionable life.
Mr. T. Ripley Ashburton showed a doting appreciation and an addled
delight at the new charms of his fiancee--charms that he at once
recognized as the legal tender of his set.
Later, when the party had broken up, Doctor Prince and Professor Adami
stood, for a moment, at a corner, where their ways were to diverge.
"Well," said the professor, who was genially softened by the excellent
supper and wine, "this time our young lady seems to be more fortunate.
The malady has been eradicated completely from her entity. Yes, sir,
in good time, our school will be recognized by all."
Doctor Prince scrutinized the handsome, refined countenance of the
hypnotist. He saw nothing there to indicate that his own diagnosis was
even guessed at by that gentleman.
"As you say," he made answer, "she appears to have recovered, as far
as her friends can judge."
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