O. Henryana: Seven Odds and Ends, Poetry and Short StoriesHenry, O.
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O. Henryana: Seven Odds and Ends, Poetry and Short Stories
Henry, O.
American fiction; American poetry; American wit and humor; Short stories, American
"They told me," she said weakly and sadly, "that hardships and
suffering would come upon me for disobeying my parents and marrying
Jack. Oh, dear, my head aches so I can't think. No, no, the white
dress with the lace sleeves, not that black, dreadful thing! Sailing,
sailing, sailing, where does this river go? You are not Jack, you are
too cold and stern. What is that red mark on your brow? Come, sister,
let's make some daisy chains and then hurry home, there is a great
black cloud above us--I'll be better in the morning. Jack, if you'll
hold my hand tight. Jack, I feel as light as a feather--I'm just
floating, floating, right into the cloud and I can't feel your hand.
Oh, I see her now, and there is the old love and tenderness in her
face. I must go to her. Jack. Mother, mother!"
The man wrote quickly:
"A woman generally likes her husband's mother-in-law the best of all
his relatives."
Then he sprang to the door, dashed the column of copy into the boy's
hand, and moved swiftly to the bed.
He put his arm softly under the brown head that had suffered so much,
but it turned heavily aside.
The fever was gone. The humourist was alone.
Bulger's Friend
It was rare sport for a certain element in the town when old Bulger
joined the Salvation Army. Bulger was the town's odd "character," a
shiftless, eccentric old man, and a natural foe to social conventions.
He lived on the bank of a brook that bisected the town, in a wonderful
hut of his own contriving, made of scrap lumber, clapboards, pieces of
tin, canvas and corrugated iron.
The most adventurous boys circled Bulger's residence at a respectful
distance. He was intolerant of visitors, and repelled the curious with
belligerent and gruff inhospitality. In return, the report was current
that he was of unsound mind, something of a wizard, and a miser with a
vast amount of gold buried in or near his hut. The old man worked at
odd jobs, such as weeding gardens and whitewashing; and he collected
old bones, scrap metal and bottles from alleys and yards.
One rainy night when the Salvation Army was holding a slenderly
attended meeting in its hall, Bulger had appeared and asked permission
to join the ranks. The sergeant in command of the post welcomed the
old man with that cheerful lack of prejudice that distinguishes the
peaceful militants of his order.
Bulger was at once assigned to the position of bass drummer, to his
evident, although grimly expressed, joy. Possibly the sergeant, who
had the success of his command at heart, perceived that it would be no
mean token of successful warfare to have the new recruit thus
prominently displayed, representing, as he did, if not a brand from
the burning, at least a well-charred and sap-dried chunk.
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