“Hush!” sibilated Sleuth. “We’re in the enemy’s country, and peril
menaces us on every hand. Who knows that the chatter of yonder squirrel
or the sudden cry of the soaring crow does not betoken the near presence
of some prowling varmint? There may be bloodthirsty redskins lying in
ambush for us, and, unless we preserve extreme caution, perchance our
scalps tonight will dangle in the wigwams of the Wampanoags.”
“Oh, go on with yeour dinged fol-de-rol,” snorted Crane. “Yeou’ve read
so many of them cheap Injun stories that yeou’re half nutty. Between
them yarns and the detective stuff yeou sop up, yeou’ll go clean off
yeour base if yeou don’t look aout. Come, pudge along.” He ended by
giving Sleuth a vigorous shove that nearly sent the smaller lad
sprawling.
“Careful, Sile,” begged Ben Stone. “Have you forgotten that it was
Sleuthy’s clever work which practically saved me from the stigma of a
crime? If you have, I haven’t, and I’m not liable to forget it.”
Piper gave his champion, a stocky, square built, somewhat
unprepossessing lad, a grateful look.
“I guess I opened their eyes some that time, didn’t I, Ben?” he grinned
proudly. “I made the fellers that had been poking fun at me sit up and
take notice. I had them all spellbound in court when I told my story and
gave my deductions.”
“Yes,” chuckled Phil Springer, who was wearing a canvas suit that
crinkled and rustled at every step. “It was so still in the court room
that you might have heard a gum-drop.”
“A pun that’s right worthy of Chipper Cooper himself,” observed Rodney
Grant, who, although a genuine Texan and the son of a cattleman, was the
most simply and practically dressed member of the party. “We must be
getting near the lake. It’s sure a wonder to me that the Dutchman hasn’t
rolled off the wagon-seat before this and broken his neck. Look at him!
There he goes! Oh, Dutchy, look out!”
The sleepy driver seemed to awaken and recover barely in time to prevent
himself from bounding like a ball beneath the forward wheels of the
wagon.
“Vat’s der matter?” he gurgled, yanking at the reins and turning to
glare, red-faced, over his shoulder. “Vy iss it you at me yell like dot
undt nearly make me off fall? Who vas you calling Tutchman already now?
I vould haff you understood dot I peen a Cherman.”
His indignation brought a shout of laughter from the boys.
“Pardon me for breaking in on your peaceful slumbers,” entreated the
Texan. “We were reckoning the lake must be right near by this time.”
The German lad rubbed his eyes, yawned, and looked around.
“Yah,” he said, “der lake hass almost reached us. It vill soon be here,
I peliefe. Not much more must we on go.”
“We’ll never reach the lul-lul-lake in the world if you gug-gug-get
twisted in gug-guiding as much as you do in tut-talking,” said Springer.
“Vot iss?” cried the young German in derision. “Anyvay, I do not up chop
my vurds, der vay you did. Ven dose vurds did out come your mouth from,
it iss mincemeats they vas already.”
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