Odd craft [complete]Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
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Odd craft [complete]
Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; Sailors -- Fiction
“Just for a small soda,” he explained, and, once inside, changed his
mind and had whisky instead. Mr. Burton, sacrificing principle to
friendship, had one with him. The bar more than fulfilled Mr. Stiles’s
ideas as to its cosiness, and within the space of ten minutes he was on
excellent terms with the regular clients. Into the little, old-world
bar, with its loud-ticking clock, its Windsor-chairs, and its cracked
jug full of roses, he brought a breath of the bustle of the great city
and tales of the great cities beyond the seas. Refreshment was forced
upon him, and Mr. Burton, pleased at his friend’s success, shared
mildly in his reception. It was nine o’clock before they departed, and
then they only left to please the landlord.
“Nice lot o’ chaps,” said Mr. Stiles, as he stumbled out into the
sweet, cool air. “Catch hold—o’ my—arm, George. Brace me—up a bit.”
Mr. Burton complied, and his friend, reassured as to his footing, burst
into song. In a stentorian voice he sang the latest song from comic
opera, and then with an adjuration to Mr. Burton to see what he was
about, and not to let him trip, he began, in a lumbering fashion, to
dance.
Mr. Burton, still propping him up, trod a measure with fewer steps, and
cast uneasy glances up the lonely road. On their left the sea broke
quietly on the beach below; on their right were one or two scattered
cottages, at the doors of which an occasional figure appeared to gaze
in mute astonishment at the proceedings.
“Dance, George,” said Mr. Stiles, who found his friend rather an
encumbrance.
“_Hs’h! Stop!_” cried the frantic Mr. Burton, as he caught sight of a
woman’s figure bidding farewell in a lighted doorway.
Mr. Stiles replied with a stentorian roar, and Mr. Burton, clinging
despairingly to his jigging friend lest a worse thing should happen,
cast an imploring glance at Mrs. Dutton as they danced by. The evening
was still light enough for him to see her face, and he piloted the
corybantic Mr. Stiles the rest of the way home in a mood which accorded
but ill with his steps.
His manner at breakfast next morning was so offensive that Mr. Stiles,
who had risen fresh as a daisy and been out to inhale the air on the
cliffs, was somewhat offended.
“You go down and see her,” he said, anxiously. “Don’t lose a moment;
and explain to her that it was the sea-air acting on an old sunstroke.”
“She ain’t a fool,” said Mr. Burton, gloomily.
He finished his breakfast in silence, and, leaving the repentant Mr.
Stiles sitting in the doorway with a pipe, went down to the widow’s to
make the best explanation he could think of on the way. Mrs. Dutton’s
fresh-coloured face changed as he entered the shop, and her still good
eyes regarded him with scornful interrogation.
“I—saw you last night,” began Mr. Burton, timidly.
“I saw you, too,” said Mrs. Dutton. “I couldn’t believe my eyesight at
first.”
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