Odd craft [complete]Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
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Odd craft [complete]
Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; Sailors -- Fiction
“It was an old shipmate of mine,” said Mr. Burton. “He hadn’t seen me
for years, and I suppose the sight of me upset ’im.”
“I dare say,” replied the widow; “that and the Cock and Flowerpot, too.
I heard about it.”
“He would go,” said the unfortunate.
“_You_ needn’t have gone,” was the reply.
“I ’ad to,” said Mr. Burton, with a gulp; “he—he’s an old officer o’
mine, and it wouldn’t ha’ been discipline for me to refuse.”
“Officer?” repeated Mrs. Dutton.
“My old admiral,” said Mr. Burton, with a gulp that nearly choked him.
“You’ve heard me speak of Admiral Peters?”
“_Admiral?_” gasped the astonished widow. “What, a-carrying on like
that?”
“He’s a reg’lar old sea-dog,” said Mr. Burton. “He’s staying with me,
but of course ’e don’t want it known who he is. I couldn’t refuse to
’ave a drink with ’im. I was under orders, so to speak.”
“No, I suppose not,” said Mrs. Dutton, softening. “Fancy him staying
with you!”
“He just run down for the night, but I expect he’ll be going ’ome in an
hour or two,” said Mr. Burton, who saw an excellent reason now for
hastening his guest’s departure.
Mrs. Dutton’s face fell. “Dear me,” she murmured, “I should have liked
to have seen him; you have told me so much about him. If he doesn’t go
quite so soon, and you would like to bring him here when you come
to-night, I’m sure I should be very pleased.”
“I’ll mention it to ’im,” said Mr. Burton, marvelling at the change in
her manner.
“Didn’t you say once that he was uncle to Lord Buckfast?” inquired Mrs.
Dutton, casually.
“Yes,” said Mr. Burton, with unnecessary doggedness; “I did.”
“The idea of an admiral staying with you!” said Mrs. Dutton.
“Reg’lar old sea-dog,” said Mr. Burton again; “and, besides, he don’t
want it known. It’s a secret between us three, Mrs. Dutton.”
“To be sure,” said the widow. “You can tell the admiral that I shall
not mention it to a soul,” she added, mincingly.
Mr. Burton thanked her and withdrew, lest Mr. Stiles should follow him
up before apprised of his sudden promotion. He found that gentleman,
however, still sitting at the front door, smoking serenely.
“I’ll stay with you for a week or two,” said Mr. Stiles, briskly, as
soon as the other had told his story. “It’ll do you a world o’ good to
be seen on friendly terms with an admiral, and I’ll put in a good word
for you.”
Mr. Burton shook his head. “No, she might find out,” he said, slowly.
“I think that the best thing is for you to go home after dinner, Joe,
and just give ’er a look in on the way, p’r’aps. You could say a lot o’
things about me in ’arf an hour.”
“No, George,” said Mr. Stiles, beaming on him kindly; “when I put my
hand to the plough I don’t draw back. It’s a good speaking part, too,
an admiral’s. I wonder whether I might use old Peters’s language.”
“Certainly not,” said Mr. Burton, in alarm.
“You don’t know how particular she is.”
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