Odd craft [complete]Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
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Odd craft [complete]
Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; Sailors -- Fiction
“I’ll talk to you by-and-by,” he ses, as the cab drove off at a gallop;
“there ain’t room in this cab. You wait, my lad, that’s all. You just
wait till we get out, and I’ll knock you silly.”
“Wot for, Bill?” ses Peter, staring.
“Don’t you talk to me,” roars Bill. “If I choose to knock you about
that’s my business, ain’t it? Besides, you know very well.”
He wouldn’t let Peter say another word, but coming to a quiet place
near the docks he stopped the cab and pulling ’im out gave ’im such a
dressing down that Peter thought ’is last hour ’ad arrived. He let ’im
go at last, and after first making him pay the cab-man took ’im along
till they came to a public-’ouse and made ’im pay for drinks.
They stayed there till nearly eleven o’clock, and then Bill set off
home ’olding the unfortunit Peter by the scruff o’ the neck, and
wondering out loud whether ’e ought to pay ’im a bit more or not. Afore
’e could make up ’is mind, however, he turned sleepy, and, throwing
’imself down on the bed which was meant for the two of ’em, fell into a
peaceful sleep.
Sam and Ginger Dick came in a little while arterward, both badly marked
where Bill ’ad hit them, and sat talking to Peter in whispers as to wot
was to be done. Ginger, who ’ad plenty of pluck, was for them all to
set on to ’im, but Sam wouldn’t ’ear of it, and as for Peter he was so
sore he could ’ardly move.
They all turned in to the other bed at last, ’arf afraid to move for
fear of disturbing Bill, and when they woke up in the morning and see
’im sitting up in ’is bed they lay as still as mice.
“Why, Ginger, old chap,” ses Bill, with a ’earty smile, “wot are you
all three in one bed for?”
“We was a bit cold,” ses Ginger.
“Cold?” ses Bill. “Wot, this weather? We ’ad a bit of a spree last
night, old man, didn’t we? My throat’s as dry as a cinder.”
“It ain’t my idea of a spree,” ses Ginger, sitting up and looking at
’im.
“Good ’eavens, Ginger!” ses Bill, starting back, “wotever ’ave you been
a-doing to your face? Have you been tumbling off of a ’bus?”
Ginger couldn’t answer; and Sam Small and Peter sat up in bed alongside
of ’im, and Bill, getting as far back on ’is bed as he could, sat
staring at their pore faces as if ’e was having a ’orrible dream.
“And there’s Sam,” he ses. “Where ever did you get that mouth, Sam?”
“Same place as Ginger got ’is eye and pore Peter got ’is face,” ses
Sam, grinding his teeth.
“You don’t mean to tell me,” ses Bill, in a sad voice—“you don’t mean
to tell me that I did it?”
“You know well enough,” ses Ginger.
Bill looked at ’em, and ’is face got as long as a yard measure.
“I’d ’oped I’d growed out of it, mates,” he ses, at last, “but drink
always takes me like that. I can’t keep a pal.”
“You surprise me,” ses Ginger, sarcastic-like. “Don’t talk like that,
Ginger,” ses Bill, ’arf crying.
“It ain’t my fault; it’s my weakness. Wot did I do it for?”
“I don’t know,” ses Ginger, “but you won’t get the chance of doing it
agin, I’ll tell you that much.”
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