Odd craft [complete]Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
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Odd craft [complete]
Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; Sailors -- Fiction
A hum of voices fell on his ear as he approached the farm; half the
male and a goodly proportion of the female population of Little Haven
were leaning against the fence or standing in little knots in the road,
while a few of higher social status stood in the farm-yard itself.
“Come down to have a look at the prisoner?” inquired the farmer, who
was standing surrounded by a little group of admirers.
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“I came down to see you about that advice I gave you this afternoon,”
said Mr. Quince.
“Ah!” said the other.
“I was busy when you came,” continued Mr. Quince, in a voice of easy
unconcern, “and I gave you advice from memory. Looking up the subject
after you’d gone I found that I was wrong.”
“You don’t say so?” said the farmer, uneasily. “If I’ve done wrong I’m
only doing what you told me I could do.”
“Mistakes will happen with the best of us,” said the shoemaker, loudly,
for the benefit of one or two murmurers. “I’ve known a man to marry a
woman for her money before now and find out afterward that she hadn’t
got any.”
One unit of the group detached itself and wandered listlessly toward
the gate.
“Well, I hope I ain’t done nothing wrong,” said Mr. Rose, anxiously.
“You gave me the advice; there’s men here as can prove it. I don’t want
to do nothing agin the law. What had I better do?”
“Well, if I was you,” said Mr. Quince, concealing his satisfaction with
difficulty, “I should let him out at once and beg his pardon, and say
you hope he’ll do nothing about it. I’ll put in a word for you if you
like with old Pascoe.”
Mr. Rose coughed and eyed him queerly.
“You’re a Briton,” he said, warmly. “I’ll go and let him out at once.”
He strode off to the stable, despite the protests of Mr. Hogg, and,
standing by the door, appeared to be deep in thought; then he came back
slowly, feeling in his pockets as he walked.
“William,” he said, turning toward Mr. Hogg, “I s’pose you didn’t
happen to notice where I put that key?”
“That I didn’t,” said Mr. Hogg, his face clearing suddenly.
“I had it in my hand not half an hour ago,” said the agitated Mr. Rose,
thrusting one hand into his trouser-pocket and groping. “It can’t be
far.”
Mr. Quince attempted to speak, and, failing, blew his nose violently.
“My memory ain’t what it used to be,” said the farmer. “Howsomever, I
dare say it’ll turn up in a day or two.”
“You—you’d better force the door,” suggested Mr. Quince, struggling to
preserve an air of judicial calm.
“No, no,” said Mr. Rose; “I ain’t going to damage my property like
that. I can lock my stable-door and unlock it when I like; if people
get in there as have no business there, it’s their look-out.”
“That’s law,” said Mr. Hogg; “I’ll eat my hat if it ain’t.”
“Do you mean to tell me you’ve really lost the key?” demanded Mr.
Quince, eyeing the farmer sternly.
“Seems like it,” said Mr. Rose. “However, he won’t come to no hurt.
I’ll put in some bread and water for him, same as you advised me to.”
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