Odd craft [complete]Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
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Odd craft [complete]
Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; Sailors -- Fiction
“Better make the best of it,” continued the peace-maker.
“She’s a girl to be proud of,” said Lawyer Quince, keeping pace with
the farmer on the other side. “She’s got a head that’s worth yours and
mine put together, with Hogg’s thrown in as a little makeweight.”
“And here’s the White Swan,” said Mr. Hogg, who had a hazy idea of a
compliment, “and all of us as dry as a bone. Why not all go in and have
a glass to shut folks’ mouths?”
“And cry quits,” said the shoemaker.
“And let bygones be bygones,” said Mr. Hogg, taking the farmer’s arm
again.
Mr. Rose stopped and shook his head obstinately, and then, under the
skilful pilotage of Mr. Hogg, was steered in the direction of the
hospitable doors of the White Swan. He made a last bid for liberty on
the step and then disappeared inside. Lawyer Quince brought up the
rear.
BREAKING A SPELL
“Witchcraft?” said the old man, thoughtfully, as he scratched his
scanty whiskers. No, I ain’t heard o’ none in these parts for a long
time. There used to be a little of it about when I was a boy, and there
was some talk of it arter I’d growed up, but Claybury folk never took
much count of it. The last bit of it I remember was about forty years
ago, and that wasn’t so much witchcraft as foolishness.
There was a man in this place then—Joe Barlcomb by name—who was a firm
believer in it, and ’e used to do all sorts of things to save hisself
from it. He was a new-comer in Claybury, and there was such a lot of it
about in the parts he came from that the people thought o’ nothing else
hardly.
He was a man as got ’imself very much liked at fust, especially by the
old ladies, owing to his being so perlite to them, that they used to
’old ’im up for an example to the other men, and say wot nice, pretty
ways he ’ad. Joe Barlcomb was everything at fust, but when they got to
’ear that his perliteness was because ’e thought ’arf of ’em was
witches, and didn’t know which ’arf, they altered their minds.
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In a month or two he was the laughing-stock of the place; but wot was
worse to ’im than that was that he’d made enemies of all the old
ladies. Some of ’em was free-spoken women, and ’e couldn’t sleep for
thinking of the ’arm they might do ’im.
He was terrible uneasy about it at fust, but, as nothing ’appened and
he seemed to go on very prosperous-like, ’e began to forget ’is fears,
when all of a sudden ’e went ’ome one day and found ’is wife in bed
with a broken leg.
She was standing on a broken chair to reach something down from the
dresser when it ’appened, and it was pointed out to Joe Barlcomb that
it was a thing anybody might ha’ done without being bewitched; but he
said ’e knew better, and that they’d kept that broken chair for
standing on for years and years to save the others, and nothing ’ad
ever ’appened afore.
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