Odd craft [complete]Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
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Odd craft [complete]
Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; Sailors -- Fiction
His engagement to wait at Aldgate Station for the second-engineer and
spend an evening together was dismissed as too slow to be considered.
He stood for some time in uncertainty, and then turning slowly into the
Beehive, which stood at the corner, went into the private bar and
ordered a glass of beer.
He was the only person in the bar, and the landlord, a stout man in
his shirt-sleeves, was the soul of affability. Mr. Catesby, after
various general remarks, made a few inquiries about an uncle aged five
minutes, whom he thought was living in Bashford’s Lane.
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“I don’t know ’im,” said the landlord.
“I had an idea that he lived at No. 5,” said Catesby.
The landlord shook his head. “That’s Mrs. Truefitt’s house,” he said,
slowly.
Mr. Catesby pondered. “Truefitt, Truefitt,” he repeated; “what sort of
a woman is she?”
“Widder-woman,” said the landlord; “she lives there with ’er daughter
Prudence.”
Mr. Catesby said “Indeed!” and being a good listener learned that Mrs.
Truefitt was the widow of a master-lighterman, and that her son, Fred
Truefitt, after an absence of seven years in New Zealand, was now on
his way home. He finished his glass slowly and, the landlord departing
to attend to another customer, made his way into the street again.
He walked along slowly, picturing as he went the home-coming of the
long-absent son. Things were oddly ordered in this world, and Fred
Truefitt would probably think nothing of his brotherly privileges. He
wondered whether he was like Prudence. He wondered——
“By Jove, I’ll do it!” he said, recklessly, as he turned. “Now for a
row.”
He walked back rapidly to Bashford’s Lane, and without giving his
courage time to cool plied the knocker of No. 5 briskly.
The door was opened by an elderly woman, thin, and somewhat querulous
in expression. Mr. Catesby had just time to notice this, and then he
flung his arm round her waist, and hailing her as “Mother!” saluted her
warmly.
The faint scream of the astounded Mrs. Truefitt brought her daughter
hastily into the passage. Mr. Catesby’s idea was ever to do a thing
thoroughly, and, relinquishing Mrs. Truefitt, he kissed Prudence with
all the ardour which a seven-years’ absence might be supposed to
engender in the heart of a devoted brother. In return he received a box
on the ears which made his head ring.
“He’s been drinking,” gasped the dismayed Mrs. Truefitt.
“Don’t you know me, mother?” inquired Mr. Richard Catesby, in grievous
astonishment.
“He’s mad,” said her daughter.
“Am I so altered that _you_ don’t know me, Prudence?” inquired Mr.
Catesby; with pathos. “Don’t you know your Fred?”
“Go out,” said Mrs. Truefitt, recovering; “go out at once.”
Mr. Catesby looked from one to the other in consternation.
“I know I’ve altered,” he said, at last, “but I’d no idea—”
“If you don’t go out at once I’ll send for the police,” said the elder
woman, sharply. “Prudence, scream!”
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