Odd craft [complete]Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
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Odd craft [complete]
Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; Sailors -- Fiction
“Can’t find the knife-powder, miss,” said a harsh voice. The door was
pushed open and disclosed a tall, bony woman of about forty. Her red
arms were bare to the elbow, and she betrayed several evidences of a
long and arduous day’s charing.
“It’s in the cupboard,” said Prudence. “Why, what’s the matter, Mrs.
Porter?”
Mrs. Porter made no reply. Her mouth was wide open and she was gazing
with starting eyeballs at Mr. Catesby.
“_Joe!_” she said, in a hoarse whisper. “_Joe!_”
Mr. Catesby gazed at her in chilling silence. Miss Truefitt, with an
air of great surprise, glanced from one to the other.
“_Joe!_” said Mrs. Porter again. “Ain’t you goin’ to speak to me?”
Mr. Catesby continued to gaze at her in speechless astonishment. She
skipped clumsily round the table and stood before him with her hands
clasped.
“Where ’ave you been all this long time?” she demanded, in a higher
key.
“You—you’ve made a mistake,” said the bewildered Richard.
“Mistake?” wailed Mrs. Porter. “Mistake! Oh, where’s your ’art?”
Before he could get out of her way she flung her arms round the
horrified young man’s neck and embraced him copiously. Over her bony
left shoulder the frantic Richard met the ecstatic gaze of Miss
Truefitt, and, in a flash, he realised the trap into which he had
fallen.
“_Mrs. Porter!_” said Prudence.
“It’s my ’usband, miss,” said the Amazon, reluctantly releasing the
flushed and dishevelled Richard; “’e left me and my five eighteen
months ago. For eighteen months I ’aven’t ’ad a sight of ’is blessed
face.”
She lifted the hem of her apron to her face and broke into discordant
weeping.
“Don’t cry,” said Prudence, softly; “I’m sure he isn’t worth it.”
Mr. Catesby looked at her wanly. He was beyond further astonishment,
and when Mrs. Truefitt entered the room with a laudable attempt to
twist her features into an expression of surprise, he scarcely noticed
her.
“It’s my Joe,” said Mrs. Porter, simply.
“Good gracious!” said Mrs. Truefitt. “Well, you’ve got him now; take
care he doesn’t run away from you again.”
“I’ll look after that, ma’am,” said Mrs. Porter, with a glare at the
startled Richard.
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“She’s very forgiving,” said Prudence. “She kissed him just now.”
“Did she, though,” said the admiring Mrs. Truefitt. “I wish I’d been
here.”
“I can do it agin, ma’am,” said the obliging Mrs. Porter.
“If you come near me again—” said the breathless Richard, stepping back
a pace.
“I shouldn’t force his love,” said Mrs. Truefitt; “it’ll come back in
time, I dare say.”
“I’m sure he’s affectionate,” said Prudence.
Mr. Catesby eyed his tormentors in silence; the faces of Prudence and
her mother betokened much innocent enjoyment, but the austerity of Mrs.
Porter’s visage was unrelaxed.
“Better let bygones be bygones,” said Mrs. Truefitt; “he’ll be sorry
by-and-by for all the trouble he has caused.”
“He’ll be ashamed of himself—if you give him time,” added Prudence.
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