Odd craft [complete]Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
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Odd craft [complete]
Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; Sailors -- Fiction
Peter Gubbins and Sam Jones began to laugh, but Bob Pretty got angry
with ’em and said he didn’t see there was anything to laugh at. He said
that poaching was a disgrace to their native place, and instead o’
laughing they ought to be thankful to Mr. Cutts for coming to do away
with it all.
“Any help I can give you shall be given cheerful,” he ses to the
keeper.
“When I want your help I’ll ask you for it,” ses Mr. Cutts.
“Thankee,” ses Bob Pretty. “I on’y ’ope I sha’n’t get my face knocked
about like yours ’as been, that’s all; ’cos my wife’s so partikler.”
“Wot d’ye mean?” ses Mr. Cutts, turning on him. “My face ain’t been
knocked about.”
“Oh, I beg your pardin,” ses Bob; “I didn’t know it was natural.”
Mr. Cutts went black in the face a’most and stared at Bob Pretty as if
’e was going to eat ’im, and Bob stared back, looking fust at the
keeper’s nose and then at ’is eyes and mouth, and then at ’is nose
agin.
“You’ll know me agin, I s’pose?” ses Mr. Cutts, at last.
“Yes,” ses Bob, smiling; “I should know you a mile off—on the darkest
night.”
“We shall see,” ses Mr. Cutts, taking up ’is beer and turning ’is back
on him. “Those of us as live the longest’ll see the most.”
“I’m glad I’ve lived long enough to see ’im,” ses Bob to Bill Chambers.
“I feel more satisfied with _myself_ now.”
Bill Chambers coughed, and Mr. Cutts, arter finishing ’is beer, took
another look at Bob Pretty, and went off boiling a’most.
The trouble he took to catch Bob Pretty arter that you wouldn’t
believe, and all the time the game seemed to be simply melting away,
and Squire Rockett was finding fault with ’im all day long. He was worn
to a shadder a’most with watching, and Bob Pretty seemed to be more
prosperous than ever.
Sometimes Mr. Cutts watched in the plantations, and sometimes ’e hid
’imself near Bob’s house, and at last one night, when ’e was crouching
behind the fence of Frederick Scott’s front garden, ’e saw Bob Pretty
come out of ’is house and, arter a careful look round, walk up the
road. He held ’is breath as Bob passed ’im, and was just getting up to
foller ’im when Bob stopped and walked slowly back agin, sniffing.
“Wot a delicious smell o’ roses!” he ses, out loud.
He stood in the middle o’ the road nearly opposite where the keeper was
hiding, and sniffed so that you could ha’ ’eard him the other end o’
the village.
“It can’t be roses,” he ses, in a puzzled voice, “becos there ain’t no
roses hereabouts, and, besides, it’s late for ’em. It must be Mr.
Cutts, the clever new keeper.”
He put his ’ead over the fence and bid ’im good evening, and said wot a
fine night for a stroll it was, and asked ’im whether ’e was waiting
for Frederick Scott’s aunt. Mr. Cutts didn’t answer ’im a word; ’e was
pretty near bursting with passion. He got up and shook ’is fist in Bob
Pretty’s face, and then ’e went off stamping down the road as if ’e was
going mad.
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