Odd craft [complete]Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
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Odd craft [complete]
Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; Sailors -- Fiction
Isaac tried to talk to ’im, but ’e wouldn’t listen, and he made such a
fuss that at last the coffee-shop keeper told ’im to go outside. Peter
follered ’im out, and being very upset they went and spent their day’s
allowance in the first hour, and then they walked about the streets
quarrelling as to the death they’d like old Isaac to ’ave when ’is time
came.
They went back to their lodgings at dinner-time; but there was no sign
of the old man, and, being ’ungry and thirsty, they took all their
spare clothes to a pawnbroker and got enough money to go on with. Just
to show their independence they went to two music-’alls, and with a
sort of idea that they was doing Isaac a bad turn they spent every
farthing afore they got ’ome, and sat up in bed telling ’im about the
spree they’d ’ad.
At five o’clock in the morning Peter woke up and saw, to ’is surprise,
that Ginger Dick was dressed and carefully folding up old Isaac’s
clothes. At first ’e thought that Ginger ’ad gone mad, taking care of
the old man’s things like that, but afore ’e could speak Ginger noticed
that ’e was awake, and stepped over to ’im and whispered to ’im to
dress without making a noise. Peter did as ’e was told, and, more
puzzled than ever, saw Ginger make up all the old man’s clothes in a
bundle and creep out of the room on tiptoe.
“Going to ’ide ’is clothes?” ’e ses.
“Yes,” ses Ginger, leading the way downstairs; “in a pawnshop. We’ll
make the old man pay for to-day’s amusements.”
Then Peter see the joke and ’e begun to laugh so ’ard that Ginger ’ad
to threaten to knock ’is head off to quiet ’im. Ginger laughed ’imself
when they got outside, and at last, arter walking about till the shops
opened, they got into a pawnbroker’s and put old Isaac’s clothes up for
fifteen shillings.
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First thing they did was to ’ave a good breakfast, and after that they
came out smiling all over and began to spend a ’appy day. Ginger was in
tip-top spirits and so was Peter, and the idea that old Isaac was in
bed while they was drinking ’is clothes pleased them more than
anything. Twice that evening policemen spoke to Ginger for dancing on
the pavement, and by the time the money was spent it took Peter all ’is
time to get ’im ’ome.
Old Isaac was in bed when they got there, and the temper ’e was in was
shocking; but Ginger sat on ’is bed and smiled at ’im as if ’e was
saying compliments to ’im.
“Where’s my clothes?” ses the old man, shaking ’is fist at the two of
’em.
Ginger smiled at ’im; then ’e shut ’is eyes and dropped off to sleep.
“Where’s my clothes?” ses Isaac, turning to Peter. “Closhe?” ses Peter,
staring at ’im.
“Where are they?” ses Isaac.
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