Odd craft [complete]Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
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Odd craft [complete]
Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; Sailors -- Fiction
“You ought to be more careful,” ses Bob. “Very likely while you was
taking all that trouble over me, and Keeper Lewis was catching ’is
death o’ cold, the poachers was up at the plantation taking all they
wanted. And, besides, it ain’t right for Squire Rockett to ’ave to pay
Henery Walker five shillings for finding a lot of old cabbages. I
shouldn’t like it myself.”
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He looked out of the corner of ’is eye at the squire, as was pretending
not to notice Henery Walker touching ’is cap to him, and then ’e turns
to ’is wife and he ses:
“Come along, old gal,” ’e ses. “I want my breakfast bad, and arter that
I shall ’ave to lose a honest day’s work in bed.”
DIXON’S RETURN
Talking about eddication, said the night-watchman, thoughtfully, the
finest eddication you can give a lad is to send ’im to sea. School is
all right up to a certain p’int, but arter that comes the sea. I’ve
been there myself and I know wot I’m talking about. All that I am I owe
to ’aving been to sea.
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There’s a saying that boys will be boys. That’s all right till they go
to sea, and then they ’ave to be men, and good men too. They get
knocked about a bit, o’ course, but that’s all part o’ the eddication,
and when they get bigger they pass the eddication they’ve received on
to other boys smaller than wot they are. Arter I’d been at sea a year I
spent all my fust time ashore going round and looking for boys wot ’ad
knocked me about afore I sailed, and there was only one out o’ the
whole lot that I wished I ’adn’t found.
Most people, o’ course, go to sea as boys or else not at all, but I
mind one chap as was pretty near thirty years old when ’e started. It’s
a good many years ago now, and he was landlord of a public-’ouse as
used to stand in Wapping, called the Blue Lion.
His mother, wot had ’ad the pub afore ’im, ’ad brought ’im up very
quiet and genteel, and when she died ’e went and married a fine,
handsome young woman who ’ad got her eye on the pub without thinking
much about ’im. I got to know about it through knowing the servant that
lived there. A nice, quiet gal she was, and there wasn’t much went on
that she didn’t hear. I’ve known ’er to cry for hours with the
ear-ache, pore gal.
Not caring much for ’er ’usband, and being spoiled by ’im into the
bargain, Mrs. Dixon soon began to lead ’im a terrible life. She was
always throwing his meekness and mildness up into ’is face, and arter
they ’ad been married two or three years he was no more like the
landlord o’ that public-’ouse than I’m like a lord. Not so much. She
used to get into such terrible tempers there was no doing anything with
’er, and for the sake o’ peace and quietness he gave way to ’er till ’e
got into the habit of it and couldn’t break ’imself of it.
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