Odd craft [complete]Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
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Odd craft [complete]
Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; Sailors -- Fiction
“It’ll do ’im good,” ses old Burge, when Mrs. Dixon read the letter to
’em. “It’s a ’ard life is the sea, and he’ll appreciate his ’ome when
’e comes back to it agin. He don’t know when ’e’s well off. It’s as
comfortable a ’ome as a man could wish to ’ave.” It was surprising wot
a little difference George Dixon’s being away made to the Blue Lion.
Nobody seemed to miss ’im much, and things went on just the same as
afore he went. Mrs. Dixon was all right with most people, and ’er
relations ’ad a very good time of it; old Burge began to put on flesh
at such a rate that the sight of a ladder made ’im ill a’most, and
Charlie and Bob went about as if the place belonged to ’em.
They ’eard nothing for eight months, and then a letter came for Mrs.
Dixon from her ’usband in which he said that ’e had left the _Seabird_
after ’aving had a time which made ’im shiver to think of. He said that
the men was the roughest of the rough and the officers was worse, and
that he ’ad hardly ’ad a day without a blow from one or the other since
he’d been aboard. He’d been knocked down with a hand-spike by the
second mate, and had ’ad a week in his bunk with a kick given ’im by
the boatswain. He said ’e was now on the _Rochester Castle_, bound for
Sydney, and he ’oped for better times.
That was all they ’eard for some months, and then they got another
letter saying that the men on the _Rochester Castle_ was, if anything,
worse than those on the _Seabird_, and that he’d begun to think that
running away to sea was diff’rent to wot he’d expected, and that he
supposed ’e’d done it too late in life. He sent ’is love to ’is wife
and asked ’er as a favour to send Uncle Burge and ’is boys away, as ’e
didn’t want to find them there when ’e came home, because they was the
cause of all his sufferings.
“He don’t know ’is best friends,” ses old Burge. “’E’s got a nasty
sperrit I don’t like to see.”
“I’ll ’ave a word with ’im when ’e does come home,” ses Bob. “I s’pose
he thinks ’imself safe writing letters thousands o’ miles away.”
The last letter they ’ad came from Auckland, and said that he ’ad
shipped on the _Monarch_, bound for the Albert Docks, and he ’oped soon
to be at ’ome and managing the Blue Lion, same as in the old happy days
afore he was fool enough to go to sea.
That was the very last letter, and some time arterward the _Monarch_
was in the missing list, and by-and-by it became known that she ’ad
gone down with all hands not long arter leaving New Zealand. The only
difference it made at the Blue Lion was that Mrs. Dixon ’ad two of ’er
dresses dyed black, and the others wore black neckties for a fortnight
and spoke of Dixon as pore George, and said it was a funny world, but
they supposed everything was for the best.
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