Odd craft [complete]Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
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Odd craft [complete]
Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; Sailors -- Fiction
“Because o’ the surprise it’ll be to ’im,” ses Miss Tucker. “Let ’im
rush on to ’is doom. He’ll get a lesson ’e don’t expect, the bully.
Don’t be afraid of ’urting ’im. Think o’ pore Smith and Charlie Webb.”
“I am thinkin’ of ’em,” ses Ginger, slow-like. “Is—is Bill—very
quick—with his ’ands?”
“_Rather_,” ses Miss Tucker; “but o’ course he ain’t up to your mark;
he’s on’y known in these parts.”
She went off to serve a customer, and Ginger Dick tried to catch
Peter’s eye, but couldn’t, and when Miss Tucker came back he said ’e
must be going.
“Sunday afternoon at a quarter past three sharp, outside ’ere,” she
ses. “Never mind about putting on your best clothes, because Bill is
sure to be hanging about. I’ll take care o’ that.”
She reached over the bar and shook ’ands with ’im, and Ginger felt a
thrill go up ’is arm which lasted ’im all the way ’ome.
He didn’t know whether to turn up on Sunday or not, and if it ’adn’t
ha’ been for Sam and Peter Russet he’d ha’ most likely stayed at home.
Not that ’e was a coward, being always ready for a scrap and gin’rally
speaking doing well at it, but he made a few inquiries about Bill Lumm
and ’e saw that ’e had about as much chance with ’im as a kitten would
’ave with a bulldog.
Sam and Peter was delighted, and they talked about it as if it was a
pantermime, and old Sam said that _when_ he was a young man he’d ha’
fought six Bill Lumms afore he’d ha’ given a gal up. He brushed
Ginger’s clothes for ’im with ’is own hands on Sunday afternoon, and,
when Ginger started, ’im and Peter follered some distance behind to see
fair play.
The on’y person outside the Jolly Pilots when Ginger got there was a
man; a strong-built chap with a thick neck, very large ’ands, and a
nose which ’ad seen its best days some time afore. He looked ’ard at
Ginger as ’e came up, and then stuck his ’ands in ’is trouser pockets
and spat on the pavement. Ginger walked a little way past and then back
agin, and just as he was thinking that ’e might venture to go off, as
Miss Tucker ’adn’t come, the door opened and out she came.
“I couldn’t find my ’at-pins,” she ses, taking Ginger’s arm and smiling
up into ’is face.
Before Ginger could say anything the man he ’ad noticed took his ’ands
out of ’is pockets and stepped up to ’im.
“Let go o’ that young lady’s arm,” he ses.
“Sha’n’t,” ses Ginger, holding it so tight that Miss Tucker nearly
screamed.
“Let go ’er arm and put your ’ands up,” ses the chap agin.
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“Not ’ere,” ses Ginger, who ’ad laid awake the night afore thinking wot
to do if he met Bill Lumm. “If you wish to ’ave a spar with me, my lad,
you must ’ave it where we can’t be interrupted. When I start on a man I
like to make a good job of it.”
“Good job of it!” ses the other, starting. “Do you know who I am?”
“No, I don’t,” ses Ginger, “and, wot’s more, I don’t care.”
“My name,” ses the chap, speaking in a slow, careful voice, “is Bill
Lumm.”
“Wot a ’orrid name!” ses Ginger.
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