Odd craft [complete]Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
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Odd craft [complete]
Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; Sailors -- Fiction
“Otherwise known as the Wapping Basher,” ses Bill, shoving ’is face
into Ginger’s and glaring at ’im.
“Ho!” ses Ginger, sniffing, “a amatoor.”
“_Amatoor?_” ses Bill, shouting.
“That’s wot we should call you over in Australia,” ses Ginger; “_my_
name is Dick Duster, likewise known as the Sydney Puncher. I’ve killed
three men in the ring and ’ave never ’ad a defeat.”
“Well, put ’em up,” ses Bill, doubling up ’is fists and shaping at ’im.
“Not in the street, I tell you,” ses Ginger, still clinging tight to
Miss Tucker’s arm. “I was fined five pounds the other day for punching
a man in the street, and the magistrate said it would be ’ard labour
for me next time. You find a nice, quiet spot for some arternoon, and
I’ll knock your ’ead off with pleasure.”
“I’d sooner ’ave it knocked off now,” ses Bill; “I don’t like waiting
for things.”
“Thursday arternoon,” ses Ginger, very firm; “there’s one or two
gentlemen want to see a bit o’ my work afore backing me, and we can
combine bisness with pleasure.”
He walked off with Miss Tucker, leaving Bill Lumm standing on the
pavement scratching his ’ead and staring arter ’im as though ’e didn’t
quite know wot to make of it. Bill stood there for pretty near five
minutes, and then arter asking Sam and Peter, who ’ad been standing by
listening, whether they wanted anything for themselves, walked off to
ask ’is pals wot they knew about the Sydney Puncher.
Ginger Dick was so quiet and satisfied about the fight that old Sam and
Peter couldn’t make ’im out at all. He wouldn’t even practise punching
at a bolster that Peter rigged up for ’im, and when ’e got a message
from Bill Lumm naming a quiet place on the Lea Marshes he agreed to it
as comfortable as possible.
“Well, I must say, Ginger, that I like your pluck,” ses Peter Russet.
“I always ’ave said that for Ginger; ’e’s got pluck,” ses Sam.
Ginger coughed and tried to smile at ’em in a superior sort o’ way. “I
thought you’d got more sense,” he ses, at last. “You don’t think I’m
going, do you?”
“_Wot?_” ses old Sam, in a shocked voice.
“You’re never going to back out of it, Ginger?” ses Peter.
“I am,” ses Ginger. “If you think I’m going to be smashed up by a
prize-fighter just to show my pluck you’re mistook.”
“You must go, Ginger,” ses old Sam, very severe. “It’s too late to back
out of it now. Think of the gal. Think of ’er feelings.”
“For the sake of your good name,” ses Peter.
“I should never speak to you agin, Ginger,” ses old Sam, pursing up ’is
lips.
“Nor me neither,” ses Peter Russet.
“To think of our Ginger being called a coward,” ses old Sam, with a
shudder, “and afore a gal, too.”
“The loveliest gal in Wapping,” ses Peter.
“Look ’ere,” ses Ginger, “you can shut up, both of you. I’m not going,
and that’s the long and short of it. I don’t mind an ordinary man, but
I draw the line at prize-fighters.”
Old Sam sat down on the edge of ’is bed and looked the picture of
despair. “You must go, Ginger,” he ses, “for my sake.”
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