"Heaven knows!" says Sadie. "But Maizie has plans of her own. When I mentioned the business college, she just laughed, and said if she couldn't do something better than pound a typewriter, she'd go back to Dobie." "Huh!" says I. "Sentiments like that has got lots of folks into trouble." "And yet," says Sadie, "Maizie's a nice girl in her way. We'll see how she comes out." We did, too. It was a couple of weeks before we heard a word from either of 'em, and then the other day Sadie gets a call over the 'phone from a perfect stranger. She says she's a Mrs. Herman Zorn, of West End-ave., and that she's givin' a little roof garden theater party that evenin', in honor of Miss Maizie Blickens, an old friend of hers that she used to know when she lived in St. Paul and spent her summers near Dobie. Also she understood we were friends of Miss Blickens too, and she'd be pleased to have us join. "West End-ave.!" says I. "Gee! but it looks like Maizie had been able to butt in. Do we go, Sadie?" "I said we'd be charmed," says she. "I'm dying to see how Maizie will look." I didn't admit it, but I was some curious that way myself; so about eight-fifteen we shows up at the roof garden and has an usher lead us to the bunch. There's half a dozen of 'em on hand; but the only thing worth lookin' at was Maizie May. And say, I thought I could make a guess as to somewhere near how she would frame up. The picture I had in mind was a sort of cross between a Grand-st. Rebecca and an Eighth-ave. Lizzie Maud,--you know, one of the near style girls, that's got on all the novelties from ten bargain counters. But, gee! The view I gets has me gaspin'. Maizie wa'n't near; she was two jumps ahead. And it wa'n't any Grand-st. fashion plate that she was a livin' model of. It was Fifth-ave. and upper Broadway. Talk about your down-to-the-minute costumes! Say, maybe they'll be wearin' dresses like that a year from now. And that hat! It wa'n't a dream; it was a forecast. "We saw it unpacked from the Paris case," whispers Sadie. All I know about it is that it was the widest, featheriest lid I ever saw in captivity, and it's balanced on more hair puffs than you could put in a barrel. But what added the swell, artistic touch was the collar. It's a chin supporter and ear embracer. I thought I'd seen high ones, but this twelve-inch picket fence around Maizie's neck was the loftiest choker I ever saw anyone survive. To watch her wear it gave you the same sensations as bein' a witness at a hanging. How she could do it and keep on breathin', I couldn't make out; but it don't seem to interfere with her talkin'.