SWEET ANNA:--At this writing I find myself in the most horrible
circumstance imaginable. Picture to yourself, if you can, my dear
Anna, a party of villainous brigands, veritable cutthroats, all of
them, led by a surly fellow in green alpaca with white insertion,
breaking their way, by very force, through the side of your domicile,
like so many ugly intruders, and threatening you with vile
imprecations to make you disclose the hiding place of the family
jewels. If the mere thought of such a contingency is painful to you,
my beloved Anna, consider what it means to me, your delicate friend,
to whom it is actually happening at this very minute! For such is in
very truth the situation which is disclosing itself in my room as I
write. Not three feet away from me is the odious person before
described. Now he is threatening me with renewed vigor! Now he has
placed his coarse hands on my throat, completely hiding the pearl
necklace which papa brought me from Epsom last summer, and which you,
and also young Pindleson (whose very name I mention with a blush),
have so often admired. But more of this later, and until then, believe
me, my dear Anna, to be
Your ever distressed and affectionate
CL. HARLOWE.
_Monday night. Later._
DEAREST ANNA:--Now, indeed, it is evident, my best, my only friend,
that I am face to face with the bitterest of fates. You will remember
that in my last letter I spoke to you of a party of unprincipled
knaves who were invading my apartment. And now do I find that they
have, in furtherance of their inexcusable plans, set fire to that
portion of the house which lies directly behind this, so that as I put
my pen to paper the flames are creeping, like hungry creatures of some
sort, through the partitions and into this very room, so that did I
esteem my safety more than my correspondence with you, my precious
companion, I should at once be making preparation for immediate
departure. O my dear! To be thus seized, as I am at this very
instant, by the unscrupulous leader of the band and carried, by
brute force, down the stairway through the butler's pantry and into
the servants' hall, writing as I go, resting my poor paper on the
shoulder of my detested abductor, is truly, you will agree, my sweet
Anna, a pitiable episode.
[Illustration: "To be thus seized ... is truly, you will agree, my
sweet Anna, a pitiable episode."]
Adieu, my intimate friend.
Your obt. s'v't,
CL. HARLOWE.
One wonders (or, at least, _I_ wonder, and that is sufficient for the
purposes of this article) what the letter writing young lady of that
period would have done had she lived in this day of postcards showing
the rocks at Scipawisset or the Free Public Library in East Tarvia.
She might have used them for some of her shorter messages, but I
rather doubt it. The foregoing scene could hardly have been done
justice to on a card bearing the picture of the Main Street of the
town, looking north from the Soldiers' Monument, with the following
legend:
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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