But now the season is well on, and the bad news is only too apparent.
The householder, as he finds himself walking farther and farther into
the bin after the next shovelful, realizes that soon will come the
time when it will be necessary to scrape the leavings into a corner,
up against the side of the bin, and to coal his fire, piece by piece,
between his finger and thumb, while waiting for the dealer to deliver
that next load, "right away, probably to-day, to-morrow at the
latest."
It is therefore essential that we turn constructive thought to the
subject of coal conservation. I would suggest, in the first place, an
exact aim in shoveling coal into the fire box.
By this I mean the cultivation of an exact aim in shoveling coal into
the fire box. In my own case (if I may be permitted to inject the
personal element into this article for one second), I know that it
often happens that, when I have a large shovelful of coal in readiness
for the fire, and the door to the fire box open as wide as it will go,
there may be, nevertheless, the variation of perhaps an eighth of an
inch between the point where the shovel should have ended the arc in
its forward swing and the point at which it actually stops. In less
technical phraseology, I sometimes tick the edge of the shovel against
the threshold of the fire box, instead of shooting it over as should
be done. Now, as I usually take a rather long, low swing, with
considerable power behind it (if I do say so), the sudden contact of
the shovel with the threshold results in a forceful projection of the
many pieces of coal (and whatever else it is that comes with the coal
for good measure) into all corners of the cellar. I have seen coal fly
from my shovel under such circumstances with such velocity as to land
among the preserves at the other end of the cellar and in the opposite
direction from which I was facing.
[Illustration: "In less technical language, I sometimes tick the edge
of the shovel against the threshold of the fire box."]
Now, this is obviously a waste of coal. It would be impossible to
stoop all about the cellar picking up the vagrant pieces that had
flown away, even if the blow of the shovel against the furnace had
not temporarily paralyzed your hand and caused you to devote your
entire attention to the coining of new and descriptive word pictures.
I would suggest, for this trouble, the taking of a "stance" in front
of the fire box, with perhaps chalk markings for guidance of the feet
at just the right distance away. Then a series of preparatory swings,
as in driving off in golf, first with the empty shovel, then with a
gradually increasing amount of coal. The only danger in this would be
that you might bring the handle of the shovel back against an ash can
or something behind you and thus spill about as much coal as before.
But there, there--if you are going to borrow trouble like that, you
might as well give up right now.
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