Human-alien encounters -- Fiction; Mars (Planet) -- Fiction; Science fiction
Shanig thumbed his buzzer and the redhead came in from the reception
office with a legal-looking paper in her hand. She went straight to
Shanig's desk, walking in a way to make any homo's pulse beat out of
step, but when she passed Perry Acree the two of them exchanged a
swift, secret look of complete understanding that actually made me
flinch.
Sometimes I think I'll never understand women. Here was this gorgeous
wench, five-feet-ten and built like a hermit's dream, and what did she
pick? An egregious little idiot who--
"Sign here," Shanig grunted. He fitted the paper onto a desk pad and
whipped it toward me along with a stylus.
It was a simple enough contract release giving me full title to the
_Annabelle_ plus five thousand credits in exchange for uncontested
ownership to one male Mimasan smiley answering to the name of Joey.
Something about the pad-and-stylus routine rang a warning bell at
the back of my mind but I was too mad to listen. I wrote "William X.
Bailey" in the proper blank and the deed was done.
When Perry Acree and Shanig's hired homo signed as witnesses all of us
stood up but Shanig.
"That's all," Shanig snapped, pushing a check for five thousand credits
at me. "Get out!"
I took the check and went out, so mad I could feel my ears crisping.
Entering the reception room again, it didn't soothe my mangled ego any
to get a disdainful once-over from the redhead.
"I'm taking a weekend off with this little item to see the sights," I
said, snapping the check. "Like to come along for the ride? There's a
little pleasure colony up on Phobos that's out of this universe, where
anything goes."
"Not with you, you swamp-stained wolf," she snapped. When I waited,
grinning, she bit her lip and her eyes shot green sparks. "Beat it or
I'll buzz for Perry."
II
I didn't mind the brush-off but the idea of her calling for Perry Acree
to toss me out fanned my slow burn to a blaze.
"That seed-sized cipher?" I scoffed. "Why, for two centi-credits I'd--"
Shanig's door opened and Perry came out. He added up the score in a
blink and jumped to the conclusion that I was waiting to settle with
him.
"Now look, Bill," he began. "I couldn't help it if--"
"That secret agent stunt of yours just cost me five thousand credits,
Acree," I said, cutting him short. "I think you're going to be as sorry
as Shanig before this is over."
He lost the little color he had. "I don't want trouble with you, Mr.
Bailey! Cheryl, will you--"
The girl pushed her buzzer. Her eyes dodged mine, and I could read her
mind like the back of a credit-note. She was making allowances for
Perry but it hurt to call for help.
Shanig's office door opened again and his two uglies came out. Both of
them had freeze guns and the yellow Martie wore my Quantrell blaster
tucked into his belt, but it was plain that they didn't expect to need
them.
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